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Jake (Voluntarily celibate Version)

@fatjake__

Virgin. UGA-TCU. Universally disliked amongst those 40+ . Strong opinions, stronger bench. I know more about football than you. frmr Black Rock and BofA. 404😤

Atlanta, GA Beigetreten Aralık 2018
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I have an open invitation to anyone who disagrees with me or argues with me. X3 sports Athens, GA. Any day of the week I can make it work. More than happy to knock you unconscious and kill whatever few brain cells you have.
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Not a single UGA baseball player deserves to be remembered as a damn good dawg. Baseball is all mentality and these clowns were broken from the GET GO. Shambolic, embarrassing, clown level performance. They should be shunned. #LANK⛓️‍💥 #BAN🎯
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Damn all the Oklahoma girls they show on screen during this game are CHOPPED! Unreal, how does a white boy even survive out there? Like going to the zoo having to pick between monkeys and hippos! #LANK⛓️‍💥
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The MUT community wouldn't be what it is without our creators 🎨 Fan Appreciation Moshi, Popular Stranger, and DubDot Dubby drop tomorrow in #Madden26!
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Harry Kane- 2 goals Haaland- 2 goals Florian Balogun- 2 goals Yasin Ayari- 2 goals Elijah Just- 2 goals Kylian Mbappe- 2 goals Kai Havertz- 2 goals Cristiano Ronaldo- ???? Definitely the goat! #LANK⛓️‍💥
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@Billym_lzg @ImperiumFirst We all know God isn’t real that’s why we don’t follow the rules of the bible
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Another year another PS5 DualShock that has something wrong. R2 completely dead, zero response. @PlayStation thank you for always making such shitty ass fucking accessories.
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Lmao I’m not one of you NFL YouTube highlight watching bums. I have access to all 22 for the falcons and I can assure you there is no one worse in keeping phase. He’s a filler player with no future. Keep your opinions to yourself fuckstick. #LANK⛓️‍💥
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@fatjake__ Had ONE really bad play two years ago you’re dragging it

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I love instigating fat hood rats. Letting a cracker from the suburbs get you so tight that you have to look through old tweets 💀 White boy just dunked on your goofy ass twin 🤣 #LANK⛓️‍💥 #WBM❄️ #BallUpTop🎯
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@fatjake__ @avy3n Awwwh I know it hurts to know you’re the same weight as the average American woman 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It’s even funnier that you admitted to wearing kid clothes to make yourself look bigger 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I wouldn’t even beat you up dawg lmao. You a layup

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@fatjake__ @avy3n My house is bigger than yours My car is more expensive (not that that matter) I make more money than you I’m smarter than you I’m bigger and stronger than you I walk better than you I talk better than you I’m just better than you BOY 🤣🤣🤣
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@fatjake__ @avy3n 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this fake tough shit don’t scare nobody kid lol. But I’d be mad too if I weighed the same as a Highschool kid too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Panthers Highlts 🖤💙@PanthersHighlts·
@fatjake__ @avy3n Awwwh I know it hurts to know you’re the same weight as the average American woman 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It’s even funnier that you admitted to wearing kid clothes to make yourself look bigger 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I wouldn’t even beat you up dawg lmao. You a layup
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Panthers Highlts 🖤💙@PanthersHighlts·
@fatjake__ @avy3n The insults aren’t even good tbh 🤣🤣 You bragged about having All 22 when everyone has it lmao. Be mad at yourself kid. Not arguing with no grown ass woman that’s 5’8 and under 170 pounds 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I take shits bigger than you boy
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