Zeār, your crazy lipn ᚛:3 🦁 𓃭

@GooseyScreamin dude why would anyone be called a disappointment for not having a love life

@DumbShepBF you can just not use it!

@fayanzar is it bad that i have the gene that makes cilantro taste like soap but i kinda like that it tastes like soap 😔

falafel!

@DumbShepBF you take chickpeas, an onion, a few cloves of garlic, ground cumin and coriander, fresh parsley and cilantro, blend them together in a food processor, then add some salt, baking soda and flour to keep the mixture together, then shape it into balls or patties and fry those!

@fayanzar idk what that is but it looks good

@ThisGuyErik2 yes yes come here

@fayanzar that's awesome. can i have that

@SquiDark95 iirc because of the sulfur compounds, roasting highlights them A LOT in broccoli and cauliflower. it's better to blanche it first, then shallow fry, maybe add some garlic and butter idk

@fayanzar help why is my roasted frozen broccoli taste slightly yucky I want my quick savory low carb but filling snack

Heartbreaking: roasted frozen broccoli wasn't as delicious as I hoped it to be

@SquiDark95 I'd have to use much more oil to fry them if they were round, and i don't want the US to invade me

@fayanzar Why are they flat

@pawjobsatwork nah she's chopped

chappel roan should be allowed to kill people i think

@TheSilver123 writing down: 'silver denies that he wants to get laid...'

@fayanzar Wait no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

Arr grr awoooo ruff ruff awooooooooo

@TheSilver123 werewolves usually howl because they want to get laid though

@fayanzar Im a werewolf but I howl at the cresent moon

i finally finished my website! there's a surprise hidden; to find it, you need to access it via a desktop browser and wait just a bit... fayanzar.art

@TheSilver123 yeah, and if there are no muslims around me who could witness me recite the shahadah in person, i can keep saying the words until my throat goes sore and nothing will happen lol

Funny but the shahadah requires genuine, honest belief to convert. Not everyone becomes a Muslim when recited!

@florinrundly all evil twinks say this...

@fayanzar I'm not that evil!

there are too many evil twinks in this world

@UsurpThem absolutely!!

@fayanzar We should have twunks take over 🐱

@pawjobsatwork @ThisGuyErik2 dude I don't know??

@fayanzar @ThisGuyErik2 guys… why would I talk about blue hedgehog toothbrushes…..

i refuse to believe sonic toothbrushes cost this much to make the Big Toothbrush is ripping us off

perfect lion closeness

@ThisGuyErik2 @pawjobsatwork yeah same...

@pawjobsatwork i genuinely forgot that those were called that so i thought you were annoyed by the high pricing of toothbrushes themed after the blue hedgehog...

@tolfdog yes cuz my workouts take so much time that i trained my eggs to cook for me

@fayanzar are you telling me an egg fried these pasta leftovers and beans?

anything can become an egg fried X if you're brave enough like here, I have pasta leftovers and beans

@TheSilver123 eid mubarak!

Eid mubarak