How to leave the office:
<Stand up>
"Riiight"
<push chair in>
"I shall see you..."
<jiggle mouse>
"...next week"
<glance around desk>
“Have a good weekend”
<pat all pockets>
“Cheerio”
<forget bag>
How to eat a sandwich:
1. Remove top piece of bread
2. Carefully add a layer of crisps
3. Replace bread, gently press down
4. Take many satisfyingly crunchy bites
@ShopDisneyUK how is it you've just charged me full price when I have a blue light code that was accepted?! Let's not even talk about the nonsense from yesterday telling me everything is out of stock yet I've reordered the exact same gifts! #moneygrabbingmouse
This man didn’t think he was special. He told me he was from Romania but didn’t want any praise: ‘it’s just my job.’
His Job? Primrose Hill this morning cleaning up a sea of debris.
Leaving your rubbish for others to pick up is halitosis of the human soul.