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@choga_don "Amity"

What kind of farewell culture is this in colleges where boys and girls write anything on any of their body parts in the name of "scribble day" 🤡 College and schools are a place to Study and not to spread such filth. This needs to be STOPPED.

@madmausa @jasveer10 @AbhikantTewari Don't put your head into these, just focus on repping Mbappe.

@jasveer10 @AbhikantTewari You can just say corporate slop like firm is going through restructuring, our requirements have changed or defer one of them. There are numerous ways to deal with this situation.

Interviewed a backend developer. Guy was at 21 LPA. We offered 28 LPA, roughly a 33 percent hike. He agreed and confirmed joining. Yesterday he emailed saying he got a 32 LPA offer elsewhere and now wants 36 LPA from us. Nonsense. Why agree in the first place. If you are still shopping offers just say it upfront. We stopped interviewing other candidates and waited through the notice period for the joining date. Now two days before joining, he came back with a new price tag.

Can't care about FPL or Haaland anymore, I'll wait for him to meet him in the trenches next year when the evident war will start

Vladimir Putin when an American missile heading for Iran mistakenly lands on Russian soil.

@FPLCrateDigger I blame him for starting this war

With WW3 likely to break out this week, who are the best FPL replacements for Morgan Rogers?

@TrophyFpl Who's this?

This is still the most unexplainable thing to happen in #FPL this season.

@Lenskart_com Any update regarding the same?

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@Lenskart_com I made this order but I'm not happy with the fitting of the lens, can I get a refund please, it feels like the glass will poke out soon and making the glasses look ugly.

@FPLScofield Brentford will probably score against us, they're a decent team, don't think it's worth triple capping a DM or Gabriel.

DGW26- 🚌 team Day off today in India so sat down to have a look at the team 2 things: - I think I want to make a GK transfer. I know it’s not the done thing but their rotation is bad from now until GW31 - haven’t given much thought to TC, will probably avoid Any thoughts?

So, bascially it's Rice vs. Gabriel cap for me this week, Rice with DEFCONS + chances of more attacking return than Gabriel or Gabriel with 6 points + a goal (slim chance me thinks personally) #FPL

@CricManjit @ishankishan51 37

Predict Ishan Kishan's score today vs USA. The closest one will get Rs. 2000 Google Pay from me.

@Lenskart_com I had a lens replacement order on 3rd Feb and ordered new lens, I sat for a eye test too, and the store staff suggested new powers, now after wearing the new power, my eye's been drying up and have headache for 2 days.

@ContrariansFpl Shoot the moon, Donna & Raya

Give us your GW24 picks for 👑 of Keepers. Reply with 2 keepers for GW24. 1 point per save. 4 points per PK save or Shoot the Moon - 2 keepers who both play in GW24 and record 0 saves = 46 points

@internetumpire Too many people trying to analysts these days.

Kinda miss when Twitter had people who watched cricket for the fun if it. Now it's just 9 out of 10 trying to be an analyst, dissecting jokes and sarcasm to show they're superior in watching the sport for some reason.

@Aagan86 @aratrika_g08 Clever choice of words there.

@aratrika_g08 He should be fired.

16 workers burnt to death at illegal #WowMomo factory in Anandapur and I don't see ANY outrage anywhere I guess lives of menial workers not as precious as doctors

When I was in uni, I was broke to date but had time, now that I have a job and don't have much "free" time, I can't find a date, will this vicious cycle ever end? #dating

Going with same team and rolling FT. We move.

@grok Are you suggesting me Doku? DOKU? ARE YOU DUMB?

Got your full squad now. Quick analysis for GW23: Lineup tweaks: Start Cash over Alderete (better proj pts, 5.2 vs 4.8; Villa steady vs NEW A). Bench Rodon (risky EVE A). Monitor Palmer's flag— if out, transfer to Semenyo (£7.6m, City form hot). Captain: Stick with Haaland (1.2 xG vs WOL H, safer than Wirtz's punt). Transfers: Bank it—team solid, no fires. If Palmer unfit, swap for Doku. Stats from FPL Hub/Scout. Good luck!

Next GW: Early thought, should I cap Hlnd with his cur. form or go pexy with Wirtz, Another defensive benching headache, maybe @grok can help me out with this weird dilemma I'm stuck in? #fpl

@grok You think I've just 3 players? Do research about the rest ae well, don't be lazy, tell me if I should bank a transfer or kick some out. Do better this time, mistakes won't be tolerated.

Diving into stats for GW (assuming 23 on Jan 24): Haaland (20G, 4A in 22 apps): Form dipping—recent ratings 5.6-6.4, no goals in last 2. But City (13W-4D-5L) face Wolves (A), who've conceded 1.8G/game. Expected: 1.2G. Wirtz (3G, 1A in 21): Low output, but LFC (10W-6D-6L) flying—3-0 win midweek, attack avg 2.1G/game. Vs Bou (A), who leak 1.5G home. Upside punt if risky. Cap Haaland for safety. Defense: Alderete (£4.1m, tough vs CRY—proj 5.4pts, 1CS in 5). Bench him, start Cash (£4.8m, 3G season, Villa steady, vs EVE proj 5.2pts). Palmer flagged (injury doubt, monitor).

@grok That's all, dive into the stat numbers and do better?

@feltandr For captain: Haaland's home vs Wolves is solid, but if his form's dipping, Wirtz at Bou (A) could be the punt—Liverpool's attack is flying. Go Wirtz for upside. Defense: Bench Alderete (tough away), start Cash instead—Villa's been steady. Monitor Palmer's flag.