rowin 🎼 IS HARD!!

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@Doomed5SOS Okay I might change it to a horrible pic then LMAO 😭

@femmes4dnp zayn was my wallpaper for wad and dan commended on it being a sexy photo sooo they might see it but they defo won’t judge u they’re expecting fans to show up LMAO

Okay pls are they chill abt the fact that they are ur wallpaper when they take ur phone for the pic or will they call me a fag

@rensaxon Lowk im only scared cause 1. They're so damn TALL and 2. I'm literally meeting the ppl that have kept me alive 😭

As someone with severe social anxiety, what are y'all so afraid of when meeting Dan and Phil 😭😭 "but I'm so awkward" hun, that man walked into his dentist's with a fake limp because he was afraid to book an uber and told them he got hit by a car. You're FINE

I have a rlly bad migrane so I might just block Phil Lester

Straight woman are now angry at lesbians for *checks notes* clipping the nails of the fingers we use for sex cuz we dont want to harm our partners during sex

not even phil is safe from mr grabby mc grabberson

My entire tl is filled with warnings about grabby hands howell yoinking phones before you say hello at the m&g and its cracking me up, dan is the annoying toddler at the party that your family have to prewarn you about

God is good (i met a fellow phannie in a&e)

Im going to a&e in a taxi wow im so phil lester core

@justabinerd13 Soz ill say scissoring and prostate milking next time xx

@femmes4dnp unless you mean dan and phil pls do not say dick and pussy, it’s too straight. some alternatives are pussy, and also dick. pussy squared. dick squared. pussy. DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK. PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY sorry. i’m sorry. please officer i didn’t mean to /j

Seeing all my oomfs getting gimmicks abt NSFW posts but I have none even tho I constantly joke about dick and pussy 😭😭

@CREELSLUT Naw it's burnt x

@femmes4dnp is mums scalp okay? x

I think my messages app just called me a loser 😭😭

Giving my extra vip merch to my bff who fucking cheered (her, the answer is her)

I think it would be hilarous to make my grandad take a pic w dnp at the m&g (him for reference)

@sunflowrphil Hot take maybe we shouldn't be speculating abt real ppls real sex life 😭

Who cares

@phenstruation @vanillaber14315 This is a real fear of mine because I do just be saying faggot sometimes

what if i say faggot in front of dan and phil but their gaydars malfunction and they think im being homophobic

"Will this affect gregg's opening times?" Well yes actually

@cherri_cad3 I would consider myself European as a scot but idk abt english people

watching the dytopia daily video with dans grandma,,, do british people not consider themselves european??? or are we all not talking about british people when we say gay or european??? am i a dumb american?? 💔💔

Layla fucking SPRINTING in to unplug the lamp 😭😭😭

Thinking abt how my 65 year old grandfather who refers to dnp exclusively as "those high gays" (because he thinks they are high all the time) is dropping £200 on a m&g ticket cause im suicidal

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