Wayne Rooney left Everton, got married, had 3 kids, won 16 trophies, went bald, had a hair transplant, became Man United's top goalscorer, had an extramarital affair, returned to Everton, went to the MLS, became manager of Derby County, they got relegated, left to become Birmingham manager, got sacked, became the manager of Plymouth, got sacked and yet Arsenal still hasn’t won the Premier League.
@finch_schofield@TrollFootball But you ain’t tho are you? Every year you do the same thing 😂 finish top 4, win no trophies, get knocked out of champs league, don’t sign a striker - repeat 😭