Big 13

@Sir_jaay01 Meeehn, good ol’days

Ballack and Pizarro rejected new Bayern contracts to join Chelsea. Modric and Steven Gerard handed a transfer requests to join Chelsea. Arsenal was our Strasburg. A ballon d’or winner forced a move to Chelsea. World deadliest striker as of then Torres, moved to Chelsea. Ronaldinho twerked for Chelsea and Chelsea said no. Deco and Belleti, Fábregas and Pedro all dumped Barca for Chelsea. Willian was coming for his medical to Tottenham and when he heard about Chelsea interest, he made a U turn. Makalele came from Madrid. Madrid got angry cuz of the way Robinho was romancing about Chelsea move that they tagged it disrespectful. Hazard turned down move from all the top European clubs to join Chelsea. Aguero and David Silva were begging for Chelsea to sign them. Ancelloti left Milan to join Chelsea. Mourinho left a treble winning Club to join Chelsea and still left Madrid to join Chelsea. AVB left a treble winning club to join Chelsea. When Chelsea calls, it’s a different calls. Player were happy to even sit on Chelsea bench. When players leave Chelsea, it’s downhill from there. I can go on and on. But today, our partners are now Ipswich, Brighton and some Brazilian leagues with coaches without track records. God bless Roman, God bless Emenalo, God bless Marina and Petre Cech.

@RanceRider2 😂😂😂

everytime i see this guy i remember that story where burglars broke into his house,recognized him & made him sing both parts of his song, "will you be my lover, yes, no?" like 20 times, he'd be done and they'd be like, do it again , do it again, your concerts are expensive 😂

@yes_longisland @Odumodublvck_ @blvckgutterman_ 😂😂

@Odumodublvck_ @blvckgutterman_ the machines that both lost rap battles

STORY STORY!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 SO I WAS GETTING A BACK MASSAGE FROM MY GIRL AND WILL CALLED ME. MIND YOU WILL IS THE WEST HAM FAN WHO SLAWN INTRODUCED ME TO WHO INTRODUCED ME TO DECLAN RICE AND WEST HAM FAN PAGE. SO I PICK AND WHO DO I SEE? MGK 😳🤯😰😨😱 I SAY “MACHINEEEEE” THE REST IS UNDER THIS TWEET.

@Feeztm @jipson_baba Useless ke?

Skit makers better thank God he choose music. He was so useless. 😂

@sheyihade @HerbalistChief @evelynsapele I honestly do see what’s in it, something that deen sweet 🤮

@HerbalistChief @evelynsapele I don’t have love for it

Avocado season is back 🙌🏾

@GreatGraceB @HerbalistChief @0nyicares Eeeeeww 🤮

@HerbalistChief @0nyicares The best fruit ever Take it with garri and thank me later

I asked a lawyer what to do if a debt is due and you can’t pay, his response was: if you are owing someone money and the person brought Police to arrest you, this is what you should do. At first, the police have no legal authority to arrest you for a simple debt, as it is a civil matter and not a criminal offense. According to the Police Act 2020 and the Administration of Criminal Justice Act (ACJA), the police are strictly prohibited from interfering in civil disputes or acting as debt collectors Meaning that, the Police officer the person brought to arrest you, is on illegal duty and is on a mission to perform illegal arrest. So at this point. 1. Ask the Police officer for his ID and take note of his name 2. Calmly tell the officer it's a civil matter 3. If the officer insist on arresting you, don't resist the arrest. Follow him 4. If they ask you to sign any undertaking of when you will pay back, sign it That undertaking is not enforceable anywhere, so no fear at all Once you are out File a suit against the person you owe and the Police Officer for breach of your fundamental human right and illegal arrest with unlawful detention In the suit, demand for damages of 50 Million Naira( on a lighter note you then take part of the money you win from the case and pay the debt 🤣😂) Ignorance of the law is no excuse.

“Why are you not criticizing Palmer like others?” At our lowest, coming from 12th position in the league, Cole Palmer gave us top level bragging rights, gave rival fans something to be madt and jealous at. In the first 2 seasons, he gave us enough goals, assists, took us to finals and won it for us. While we struggled in the league, he was still getting nominated and winning awards. While Chelsea struggled, he put them on the map with a place in the balon d’or and FIFA BEST nominations twice while finishing in the top 10. He currently sits among the best 11 players officially as a Chelsea player. But you want me to lose hope in him cuz of one season below his standard (not entirely bad) over injuries that affected his forms. Never. I understand rival fans trolling him because he too showed them pepper but I will never understand Chelsea fans doing the same. But we will be back better and stronger

This defense technique should be taught to all girls.

@felixherbt Damn! We are deep shite fr!!

While other Gen-Z are busy showcasing their bre@sts and shaking their as$ on TikTok, this young lady stood out by using her platform to educate her fellow Gen-Z about how bad and reckless this government has been to them as young people and to the entire country. I keep saying it, without an aggressive and radical youth awakening among young people, we will never make progress.

@ayoguofficial Looks more like one year heavily into weed, no shade

One year without weed. 🌿

Let’s be clear about something that society likes to dance around: When a teenager develops a crush on you, it is not a compliment to your status, your looks, or your "game." It is a test of your integrity, one that far too many adults are failing. ​That child is not looking for a partner; they are looking for validation, often mimicking what they see on screens, completely unaware of the power dynamics they are walking into. They are naive, but you are not. ​Your job as the adult in the room isn’t to "play along" because it strokes your ego or use the loophole of "well, they made the first move." Your moral obligation is to be the hard boundary that they don’t have the wisdom to set for themselves yet. ​Treat them like a younger sibling. Ignore the advances. Shut it down. Because 10 years from now, when the confusion of puberty fades, that person will look back at you. ​Do you want them to remember a safe adult who protected them from their own foolishness? Or do you want to be the villain in their therapy session who took advantage of a child who didn’t know any better?

I share this with a heavy heart. In mid 2022, I had an emergency and was rushed to Uniport Teaching Hospital UPTH. I'm too traumatized to give details of the things I saw with my eyes in that emergency ward but I watched 14 people die in a space of 24 hours and their corpses carted away like it was nothing. All those deaths were avoidable. All of it. They died from negligence, anyhowness, cross contamination, zero of medical equipments. 100 people. 1 oxygen mask. Tell me, what are your chances? I was brought in because I was unable to breathe. My life was ebbing away. You will think I will be given oxygen or a first aid immediately to save my live but no. It was until the next day that I received any treatment at all. Guess the treatment? Malaria medicine. I managed to survive till the next day then I told my sister if she doesn't take me away that I was going to die. Everybody I met when I came had all died. If you don't die from negligence, you die from cross contamination. It was only a matter of time. Infact, I had to wait for somebody to die before I could get a stretcher to lay on. That morning, around 6 am, a heavily pregnant woman walked in with her husband. She was bitten by a snake. She walked into the hospital herself still agile and full of life. But guess what? After explaining that a snake bit her, NONE of the doctors did anything for her. They kept interrogating her one doctor to another. To God in heaven, they kept at this till around 1 pm. No medication was administered to her all this time. I knew because she was sitted besides me all this time. By this time, the poison had already circulated and the woman couldn't walk again. She couldn't speak again. She was not strong again. Then they put her in a wheel chair and asked her husband to go and buy handgloves and cotton wool so they can give her drip. This woman did everything right. She came early and strong. They had 7 hours to save this woman but they didn't. Instead, they spent the time interrogating her. Asking her irrelevant questions like why she will be at a farm by 6 am while pregnant and asking her if she was sure it was not hallucination. I'm almost certain that woman died with her pregnancy. I escaped before I could find out. I remember another time I had an emergency and after a few hours of struggling alone, I succeeded to get a ride to the nearest clinic. In that dire state, they told me they will not attend to me because it was their prayer time. I thought it was a joke. I was rolling on the floor begging for my life. The ladies all started to cover their hair with handkerchief and they began clapping and singing, that was when I understood they were serious. Their prayer time was more important than saving a human life. I can go on and on narrating what I have experienced in the hands of medical personnels in this country. Some you will not believe. It is true that Nigerian government has failed almost beyond repair. But a failed government is one thing. The lack of ethics by these medical personnels and utter disregard for human life is another. They do not even try to hide it. My heart is broken.

If the fact that someone can die from a snake bite in 2026, because antivenoms were not available in hospitals close doesn't force you to demand better healthcare from your leaders. Every day our healthcare system is neglected, lives are lost.

@JOYBAMibackup @Odumodublvck_ 😂😂

@Odumodublvck_ You Dey mind them People wey never fight before wey be say na only that acting disguised as wrestling dem Dey watch self Dey yarn rubbish If someone is at coming at you, no shift back to gain stance, stay there make them shove you to the ground

HE WAS NOT SCARED FRONT VIEW HE WAS FOLDING HIS KNUCKLE UP THATS JOAO PEDRO BRO. HE IS BRAZILIAN THEY ARE NOT BUILT TO FEAR HUT TO ENGAGE.

These 2 trophies are not the same. It’s impossible to have one competition with 2 different trophies. One is FIFA World Club Cup trophy which has only one winner in the history. The other is FIFA intercontinental trophy which has numerous winners. Stop adding CWC to the list of trophies won by your club unless that club is CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB.

@broccoliboygreg This is some story fr 😂

There was a time when I and my group of friends used to cook with weed, it was a time lol..let me tell you a short story, in 2017, I was in school and I rolled with the worst of the worst- not necessarily bad people but yk misfits, two of them were my next door neighbors while the others lived close, let’s call the ones that are my neighbors Kay and Bay, Kay was from a well to do family ( politician parents ) didn’t have to be a rebel but I guess he just liked being a black sheep first son and a pain in his parents ass, Bay was from humbler background, hustler. Together we were around eight groups of friends, We used to cook together, smoke together..there was this other guy in the group-lived close by, let’s call him Ray, friends with Kay and Bay, stingy as fck, he no mind make him yam spoil for inside him kitchen he won’t bring it out but it didn’t matter I wasn’t that close to him, he doesn’t smoke so much, he a 2 drag kinda guy, even the 2 drags na just like trying to tag along, he’s not wired for smoking at all, his tolerance level was shit, he never buys the weed he just tags along, mind you his folks got money, he got money. He just not giving it to nobody 😂 One day, we decide to cook beans and they ask me to cook, I usually never cook I just let others do the work but today they dragged and dragged me till I agreed , we agreed it would be weed infused, I started cooking..halfway into the cooking, ray shows up and he goes “I’ll eat o” I replied him “guy you can’t eat this, I put too much weed in it” He insists “shey na today I dey chop food wey Igbo dey inside ni, ah ah shey me wey dey smoke no go fit chop am ni, me I go chop o” I said okay. Food gets done, we all eat and I kid you not MY head was spinning, everybody else was going through one thing or the other trust me. Ray manages to go home, Kay went to school cos he had exams while Bay and I remained home. It is important to put into consideration that Kay always gets in trouble as in deep shit and that day was about to get a lot worse…..apparently while Kay was in the exam hall, a bunch of cultists (8) stormed the hall and went straight to Kay’s desk and dragged him down, lecturers and invigilators couldn’t do shit..they just wanted all of them to carry their wahala and go, I never knew why Kay gets into so much trouble with cultists when he’s not even one, the cultist in our midst sef is Bay and he never gets into any shit, nobody hide reach Bay. So these cultists forced Kay to show them where he lives and instead of Kay to bring them to our house, he took them to another persons house-Ray’s house🤦🏽‍♂️ well not exactly Ray’s apartment but his neighbors apartment in the same building-according to Kay his reason for taking them to the wrong house was cos the door was padlocked and he could lie that his roommate wasn’t home and he doesn’t have the key, seemed like a plausible excuse but the cultist were not having it , they broke down the door, someone’s door!!🤌🏾 they went in broke the laptop in the room turned the place upside down-they even saw toy guns about 30 pieces and they began to beat the shit out of Kay, they said he uses this guns to rob people at night lol apparently owner of the apartment was a theater arts final year student so he had props in his house, as they were mending Kay, we had already noticed the commotion, we left the house and tried to spy on the issue from a safe distance, all eight of them had axes 🪓 and were on big big boots , it would have been a stupid decision to try to go and engage them especially when we don’t even know what started the whole thing plus we were high as hell frm the weed beans, out of nowhere Ray just bursts out of his apartment and walks up to the cultists as he’s yelling “wetin my friend do una, make una leave am alone wetin dey worry una” Ahhhh you see all these dangerous men with big big boots you still get mind dey shout give them, wetin you smoke?……..

@PsychoYP Yp settle us!

Big YP im waiting on packs to land