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sacrifice: puella magi madoka magica vs white lily cookie

@YukikoYukimura he knows what peak looks like

The mural of the first witches being so accurate is so interesting to me like hello shadow milk what do you know

HOLY MOE

devsis trying to make a cookie that’s not a magic, bomber, or support

my little eldritch abomination i love you already

@greenski_ now why tf would they reverse her skin and hair color 😭

@firsteggswife her hair is lighter than her skin oh my god they fucked my girl up

@firsteggswife I think its choco due to the bangs not sure though...

@greenski_ wait wait the one next to witch of light and first milk is new

life update. we are not🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

let her out what the fuck

SHUT THE FUCK UP EGG IS A BRUNETTE

@Belladonna30880 i started playing witch’s castle in the middle of my egg salad sandwich phase

Is there any cookie you guys like because they’re based on your favorite food/thing?

@biscoitotis april has been the longest month ever 😭

@firsteggswife (A month ago 😭)

this is the last time the fandom was genuinely happy

@mellowdeceit people are writing entire essays about why one character beat another when devsis thought process is “we need to hype the beasts up let’s have them beat these guys”

@firsteggswife feels like this to me

when will people understand that powerscaling crk characters is pointless

@YukikoYukimura crk powerscaling is purely decided by how many hype moments devsis can manufacture

@firsteggswife Literally it doesn’t even matter because at the end of the day it’s who the writers want to win even if it doesn’t make sense logically or lore wise

sugarsapphire is my favorite hetslop

@silverlitglory real cream ferret would solo butter roll

@firsteggswife if we're going to powerscale I think it is infinitely funnier doing it with the epics rather than the same five cookies

@deviljhopolice i get that but at some point it’s a little too much 😭 crispia had pomegranate cookie cursing the sugar swan one episode and then getting taken out by a crow in the next one

@firsteggswife Ngl I feel like a lot of powerful cookies have weaknesses but I feel like people don’t realize that (pitaya for example is strong but what he makes up in strength he lacks intellect compared to shadow milk where he has intellect but lacks physical strength)

@Ichiflora @Ithaclou 4 thousands of year old warriors vs a baby who wins

@firsteggswife @Ithaclou Just for the beasts to tank it and for the ancients to STILL be scared of the beasts I’m crying why are they so ass

@erraticpuIse @Ithaclou the four of them and their entire armies and the crème republic couldn’t even beat licorice’s minions without sea fairy

@firsteggswife @Ithaclou Elementals, Lily, and fucking espresso embarrassed the ancients so bad it was so fucking funny

@SilentLilyuri putting all our faith into the new pd

@firsteggswife After those handorous episode i HOOOOOPE they don't fuck it up

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