Banza Boy

a “good woman” is a dumbass & that’s why i’m okay with being called wicked gyal

A mother of five children, including a 3-month-old baby, all from different fathers, says she’s ready to remarry. She insists the man must be earning about $800,000 and that there will be no sex before marriage.

I always go back to the clip that says “a good man is an average woman” and I agree cos WTF is this??? He’s taking care of HIS child. It’s just called parenthood 😭

Sauce Walka breaks down how syrup/lean is for players “It’s for the league of gentlemen”

“I don’t fall in love anymore because a lot of these men just want to Peněträte” — Tems 👀

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Real Madrid LOSE their first game with Kylian Mbappé back in the starting XI after a 5 game win streak where he DIDN'T start in any of the 5 games.

JÁ NEM HÁ VERGONHA!

🚨 Enzo Fernández agent Pastore: “We could not reach an agreement over new deal with Chelsea”. “As Enzo’s contract still has six years to run, we decided not to renew it because the terms weren’t right for us or for the player”, told The Athletic.

🚨🗣 Giuseppe Bergomi: “For his own good, Bastoni may have to LEAVE Italy. It’s a very serious situation.” 🇮🇹😢

Man… the sheer amount of elite strikers we had in the early/mid 2010s. Forlan, Suarez, Cavani, Eto’o, Zlatan, Lewandowski, Higuan, Aguero, Tevez, Rooney, Drogba, RVP, Benzema, Falcao, Costa, Villa, Torres, Aubameyang, Mario Gomez.

It’s impossible to find a more iconic duo than Forlan and the Jabulani. 🎯🇺🇾