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[email protected] mwarî wa mûembû . married IFB fast
Embu, Kenya Beigetreten Temmuz 2015
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Naambianga Mwanaume the Moment your girl tells you ‘Im pregnant’,stop whatever you are doing and start scheming. Start arming yourself like you’re going to war. Manake hii kitu inaitwa mimba ina swara mingi sana ata kushinda Maasai mara. If you drink,stop! If you gamble,stop! If you do nonsensical road trips,stop. Start saving. Because you will need it. The first thing that happens when your wife gets pregnant is jobs get lost. Wale wa free lancing. Kazi zinapotea nakwambia unashangaa kwani namna gani. Others get fired. The most un anticipated misfortunes you never thought of happen when you have a baby on the way. Kuna spirit ya mimba huwa inawachiliwa huko jehanamu ikuje ikutese ndio mtoto akikuja apate mambo ilichemukia baba yake alipotea. I call it the spirit if Singo mathahood. Chesa!
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@sholard_mancity Then kesho juu ya gari. Thats our overworking prezzo
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🚨 BREAKING: We reveal the news that even Ruto himself might not have wanted many of you to know today.
He has landed back in Kenya aboard private jet T7-BBJ at 6:30 PM EAT.
Coincidentally, or not, his return came at the exact moment the entire country was glued to the KSh 4.8 trillion Budget debate.
While Kenyans were busy discussing taxes, spending, and the cost of living, the President quietly touched down back home.
This appears to mark the end of a trip that cost taxpayers more than KSh 4 million per flight hour.
We tracked this aircraft from the moment it left Finland.
We waited for government officials to announce his arrival. None did.
As usual, the question is simple:
What exactly was the ROI of this trip?
If it's deals, this government has announced hundreds of deals from dozens of foreign trips. Yet most Kenyans cannot point to a single change in their daily lives that is due to them.
If it's 1,000 jobs in Norway, then compare the cost of the trip against the salaries those jobs will generate.
At some point, taxpayers have to ask whether these trips are investments or expensive photo opportunities.
The Budget was read today.
Taxes were defended today.
Billions were allocated today.
And quietly, the President returned home.
We'll continue tracking these flights and revealing what others won't.
Follow me here - Sholla Ard - as we hold the government accountable.

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Seneta Veronica Maina: Kodi ya nyumba ambayo imeongezwa ni kodi ya foreigners, sio kodi ya Wakenya wanaoishi diaspora.
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@Simon7Njoroge Nilisema sorry yawa? 🤭❤️
They were hard but I am a honey badger
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