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@Moeoverd0se that’s so cool mechahitlerrapist

Vaguely heart shaped!

im built like an H

no matter how much i shake my cock i still get post urination leakage

@j_m_s_Ic ill make some tmmr :3

@foidwrangler Get on it

Phone so dry I’m checking the edu email after graduation

@j_m_s_Ic if i wasnt in bed playin wit my cock i would totally fry some spam of my own 🤤

@foidwrangler I got the spam going

@j_m_s_Ic why r u lighting a grill if ur not cookikg anytbing..

@foidwrangler If you consider a cigar a hot dog

@j_m_s_Ic r u making hot dogs

@foidwrangler Chillin boutta burn another stick

@j_m_s_Ic im eating cake wyd :p

@foidwrangler Heyyyyyy

@soulsearchingu @bl1sterex1sts ur silver pal

@foidwrangler @bl1sterex1sts My ranked teammates

I be playing with my dick between every death when i play cod

@j_m_s_Ic r u some kinda pussy campinh rocks

I’ve discovered that I don’t particularly enjoy camping

@Frr_nk its ok not all of us could b studs

@DonkeyPunchKO ur so pretty

@Frr_nk wigga think he the grinch

@foidwrangler twin my shit green and stinks

Self-loathing larper because when I see myself in the mirror, my tip gets sticky

@Frr_nk yk i had to do it on emm 😛😛😛

@foidwrangler don't mog me please

I am mid as hell, and that's ok

is this relatable

when i was 6 yrs old a girl invited me over for a play date. while we were in her room she dropped her pants and told me to kiss her buttcheek. i did n then the next day told our whole class wat happened and she got so mad she never spoke to me again

@GuwapKilled if u throw up after drinking ur probably a female

don’t give me 15 shots expecting to fuck 😂bitch I’m boutta throw up on you