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Sasandra Sasassnorp
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Sasandra Sasassnorp
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The Salty Spitoon Beigetreten Ağustos 2009
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Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.
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Miranda: I can’t believe you would go on a date with a ZIONIST
Samantha: you know they call my pussy the Iron Dome
Charlotte: I think there’s good people on both sides
Carrie: Big is moving to Argentina
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He raped her, she won in court, and his response is to terrorize her. Because he is a rapist.
The New York Times@nytimes
Breaking News: The Justice Dept. is said to have opened an investigation into E. Jean Carroll, who had accused Donald Trump of rape. In her civil case against him, a jury had found Trump liable for sexually abusing and defaming Carroll. nyti.ms/4dMgruH
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Cult leader Jim Jones used to fake assassination attempts so that his cult would worship him harder. Just thought I’d share that history with everyone
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Living on LI gives me psychosis because im surrounded by these people like baby a million and a billion are so far apart im so sorry you dont understand that
Phil Bernie@lomaxx
This is where the “tax the rich” crowd lose me. Say I earn 90k a year and in 2027 I inherit $200,000 I invest that $200k and after 10 years in the stock market it’s now worth $400k If I sell it and realise the $200k capital gain, what the govt and the “tax the rich” crowd are saying is that I should be taxed as if I make $290k every year. Now if I try and split that CGT income across 2 people I’m “greedy” and avoiding tax But if I sell down in 4x $100k lots over 4 years and minimise my tax, that’s ok and nobody bats an eyelid - but it’s the same principle.
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This guy was at the top of his game sucking off strangers in the park. Taylor Swift would never do something like this for her fans.
r!go@back4wood
George Michael cruising the Will Rogers State Park in Los Angeles, 1997
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I always think of this quote on memorial weekend.
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Pope Leo XIV on AI:
“Artificial intelligence needs to be disarmed. The word [disarmed] is strong I know, but deliberately chosen because this moment needs words capable of attracting attention, awakening consciences, and indicating paths forward for humanity.”
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This is a ceramic sculpture of a sheep looking down at its own reflection in water, created by artist Kenichi Nakaya.
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“Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it.”
Breaking911@Breaking911
😳 NYC: A woman was swept away by heavy rain while trying to exit a city bus.
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Someone called my office to ask if I had 84” Round Tables and I told him that we don’t stock them, the largest we have is 72” and he replied back “Chat GPT says you have it” I’m literally going to lose my mind I said “Chat GPT doesn’t work here so I’m not sure how it would know”
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What if the pope told you to love your neighbor as yourself and care for the poor
Giga Based Dad@GigaBasedDad
Finally 🫡
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We developed such effective vaccines and pasteurization that people now think preventable diseases are fake and basic precautions are tyranny.
Koena Moabelo🇿🇦@Koena_za
What’s a problem humanity solved so well that younger people don’t even realize it used to be a huge issue?
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I think one of the wildest things, is that all of this is happening on the verge of the USA 250th anniversary. Like this should be a momentous time in our history, but instead we've never been more splintered. With corrupt elites laughing and mocking us directly.
daz@MetamateDaz
CONGRESS JUST ADMITTED $175,000 IS NOT ENOUGH TO LIVE ON, BUT THEY EXPECT YOU TO LIVE ON $14,000 A YEAR.
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i really hate the fact that the average human actually believes stereotypes because literally all of them are created in a variation of this:
𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙚✩°｡@silkedlacee
how it feels to fit the stereotype of women being bad at games
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despite working less than half the year, we make barely triple the median salary :(
Rep. Jack Kimble@RepJackKimble
Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.
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Reminds me of when men broke the fingers of a sex robot, molested it and heavily soiled it at a tech fair.
It's not about whether the robot has feelings, it's about how these men get so excited about harming something when they know there are no consequences.
𝓑ᥫ᭡@quesadaaa_
Kai Cenat's $70k AI humanoid robot tried to escape the house after repeatedly getting pushed, kicked, and bullied by the group
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