Fritz

nise try binch

@FrankieDoode @smol_patrick that was mine Gosed speek thru padrig

@smol_patrick PATRICIA

Good news: I found the secret balloon stash Bad news: I discovered it by finding Frank in the act trying for round 2 Worse news: it was from my daughters first birthday memory box 🥲

@snekblaster @TheCrustyCash [I always think I must be remembering this as funnier than it actually was, but then I watch it and 💀]

@TheCrustyCash One of my absolute favourites. Miss you fritzy. x.com/frittythekitty…

friends!! what are your favorite cat twitter posts? my personal fav is this one 😭😭

gorl me to im was an live ,just bing hamsem and judge effry one

@MolieCannoli effry time you fell an lite breese it is mine bhole whisper an secret to u from heven 🧡

@frittythekitty Thanks and I’m sorry I can still smell ur stinky bootyhole here on earth

Do any of you have beef with me that you’d like to apologize for

@CornChowderCat I’m so sorry to hear this. Chowder’s posts have made me literally lol so many times. Thank you for sharing him with us. 🤍

TW pet death Time for a post I hoped to not make for a long time. Chowder started declining over the last several days and I made the difficult decision to let him go earlier today. He was comfortable, wrapped in his favorite blanket on my lap, tended to by his incredible vet.

reddy to shake mien ass on a pride flote for all mine gays and trans frends

it is gay of clock some where habby prite

@fletc117 I’m so, so sorry. Sending lots of love your way. 🖤

Yesterday I said goodbye to my own personal cat Pudge , he was truly the best cat ever❣️ he was 16 yrs old & had a long history of an adrenocortical carcinoma that was removed in 2023 but had metastasized to his liver and remaining adrenal gland💔

@ferry_nesy @MolieCannoli hedless whore’s man

@MolieCannoli Ok sleepy hollow

monday,,,,,,

Dear @acatnamedteddy, please DM us your address so we can send you the last Lil Shakes in Nashville!

@FrankieDoode @MolieCannoli (Fritz’s need to roast Molie is so strong that his ghost figured out how to tweet. 🙏)

@FrankieDoode @MolieCannoli wishes she was thise cacked up

HEY kits,, get off mine lorn !! An othre sayimgs ass sochiated wib noasy neigh borns

@stinky_boots [We call my wife’s cat Susan Toot because he has low energy, will not wear heels, and needs a shawl at all times]

soozey toont is an fan of me gonfirmed

@TheCrustyCash @frittythekitty I’m going 2 shet my bunt in honor of frit🤍

@heylindsey Fritz loved BICHES NAME LINDY 🧡

@frittythekitty I’m so sorry ❤️‍🩹

Dear Cat Twitter fam, I am so sorry to let you know that we very abruptly and unexpectedly had to say goodbye to our beloved Fritz earlier this week. We are absolutely devastated and honestly still in shock. Thank you so much for loving my wonderful little weirdo son. 🧡🤍

@heylindsey @MolieCannoli she got ur asse moldy

@MolieCannoli I MAY BE A BICH NAME LINDY ‼️‼️ BUT AT LEAST I’M NOT CONSPIRING WITH THE gOvErNmEnT TO HIDE MY FISHING PICS ‼️‼️

THIS FOTO IS NOT REAL ‼️‼️‼️ DONT BELIEVE EVERYTHING U READ ON INTRRNET‼️‼️‼️ ESPECIALLY FROM BICHES NAME LINDY‼️‼️‼️

@CornChowderCat I love him so much. Sending you guys good vibes. 🤍

TW pet illness Hi friends. Unfortunately, we got some difficult news yesterday. Chowder had an ultrasound that revealed a mass in his liver and lower bowel cancer, inoperable. This is very sudden, but he is happy and comfortable and I am doing all I can to keep it that way until-