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⛓ 26 • i have behaviours professionals have called “autistic” and “indicative of a personality disorder” but i’m hot so whos to say ⛓

any prns :3 Beigetreten Temmuz 2022
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do u guys think im pretty do u want me would u care if i died
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balding men are weak. i had my bush permanently lasered off, $800 later and now its trendy to have a bush. i’ve been doing all these hair growth hacks and guess who has a bush again. but u cant bring that hairline back down an inch? ur just gonna accept it? pathetic
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bad dog (1/2)
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on the clock for my high paying job im underqualified for, listening to the yard in my headphones. it didn’t feel like wage theft but then aiden topped slime off and now i feel like i need to ge wait damn aiden just did a really good bernie sanders impression. what was i saying
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ive been making so many new overwatch friends lately its been so sillies i love this game and i love my friends
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knitted a new shrug today 🧶
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@Ursen_ real i got two degrees and now my job is something i don’t even need a degree for
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The job market is so fucking evil right now I hate it here so bad.
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we’ll meet again and not in person but in everything you and i loved
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i thought alysa liu was a lesbian but now theres speculations shes dating glaive…this is a tough one to parce because sure they might not be dating but id prefer to imagine they are and that glaive is on hrtcafe rn and in 4 months we get the best music of her career
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someone needs to make an abridged version of the pitt so i can watch it without all the gore and surgery and etc
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hittin team chat with the “im new to tank yall be nice” pregame and then getting a “dude i thought u were new” during the potg…dopamine rush hit so hard i felt high
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overwatch is so back i be all-queuing and im tearing shit up as tank who want me
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sorry 2 therapy post again but ifs therapy crazyyy did yall know anger is a normal emotion deserving of compassion and it doesnt have to be an white hot explosive rage that purifies ur being?? u can just feel it and not let it control you. crazy. anyways
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@altysphinx u with ur somewhat russian language knowledge. me with my french canadian knowledge. an ice rink. and an interpretive duo routine to “all the things you said” from heated rivalry.
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@altysphinx THATS SO HYPE. LEARN TO ROLLERSKATE TOO ITS BASICALLY THE SAME
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@zillowgonewild when i bought in 2019 my rate was 2.7% and now its 6.5% 🙃 literally doubled the payment
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oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes
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like she is healing my brain. ive been watching tv with no secondary stimulation. im doing chores for the dopamine. i have thoughts when im alone again instead of just static. its awesome
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a therapist who understands u is a gamechanger. she knows im a people pleaser so she gave me homework of an emotional task she knew id avoid but bc i wanted to tell her I Did Something, i cleaned my entire house. we just did the emotional task in session. shes chess im checkers
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