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@fryingdaly

cookie stand is not a part of the food court.

Beigetreten Mart 2013
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Love picking a big hard booger.
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Honestly I blame this on the Sumerian empire. Civilization was a mistake. Should have just kept roamin about eating weird berries and shit. Definetly not writing anything down.
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Googling “pasta shapes, deep cuts”
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Old ladies love me
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Doing the Travis Bickle thing over an induction stovetop.
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Is selling plasma legit? Feels too good to be true.
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@jessxcalexis I washed dishes in a pizza place when I was 16. No way in hell I would have brushed out a straw.
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Will my car become self driving when it is 16 years old?
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Kinda fucked up they label single adult portions of chips as “Family Sized”.
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I have exercised the demon.
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I have to piss so bad it feels like it could be a threat to my health.
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@jakebrodes Stupid website is finally allowing me to watch this full video again. It still rips.
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hank hill sings running up that hill (a deal with god)
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@kdub549 As soon as it posted it I was like “wait that is way longer”
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I’m only spending 30 seconds trying to scan something at self checkout before that shit goes right into the bag.
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Wanna say what’s up to judge Judy’s stenographer.
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Saw someone say billionaires can't be punk. Yet Elon Musk: • does not give a f*ck • does what he feels like • fights fossil fuels • names his products with an X (punks often write an "X" on their hands to identify each other) • did i mention no f*cks given Elon = punk
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I’m gonna get lip filler.
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