Fegan Mox Esq.

everytime my guy friends ask me to hook them up with my friends i feel like ghislaine maxwell

is it bad that i don’t like parke mocknecks, like who is parke

this is so funny to me

@kyleniggahall he scares me

anyone else fucking hate this dude?

@JimmyDeLuca6 congrats fellow lion

I’m shitfaced!

woke up to my dad making me breakfast #expand

@buffsandregrets the cerave one for oily skin worked well for me

does anyone have any good recommendations for a daily face wash? i have oily skin and the occasional breakouts but i haven’t found anything that WOWS me, ya know?

just hit 10 followers, gonna blackout in celebration

actually just convincing myself money isn’t real after i told my friend id buy him rainbows🤗

Instead of going to get "cracked", go CRACK OPEN YOUR BIBLE.

failed chem for the second time….retarded? lmk

@buffsandregrets kms

live a life like your mother or marry a guy like your father?

Me tweeting my audience

how to slyly get invites to frats without seeming like social climbing autist

just failed gen chem for the second time #harvardmed here i come !

@mojeezmonster high test friend group

I mean it gets to a point #shrink #budlight

What is peter teal email??

situationships are so fun when you’re the avoidant one

@DicksonstreetD fgb: “fuck gay bitches”

At what point did we start wearing this gay ass monogram fanny pack shit? #shrink

abercrombie & fitch quarterly (spring break 2001)