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Garrison Smith

Garrison Smith

@garrisonls

Retired Army Warrant Officer. Flew Hueys and Apaches. Degree in Computer Science with a minor in Mathematics. After leaving the service worked as an Oracle DBA

Asheville, NC Beigetreten Kasım 2022
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Garrison Smith@garrisonls·
@jayson_buk543 Yeah sure right away. Pattttttttttt. What in the heck are you talking about? I don’t know you.
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Garrison Smith@garrisonls·
When is someone close to #Tiger Woods going to help him? He is going to die the same death as Michael Jackson if he can’t find a way to manage his pain without the powerful drugs he’s addicted to. Another great athlete needlessly could be needlessly lost. #PGA
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Honey 🛼
Honey 🛼@honeymoon250·
Your first thought about this ? What are the chances you'd vote for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) for President in 2028? A. 100% B. 50% C. 25% D. 0%
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Honey 🛼@honeymoon250·
Be Honest If someone gave you front row tickets to a Taylor Swift concert. Would you go?
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Garrison Smith@garrisonls·
@otokyo__ BIG “D”. Talk about leaving the country. That would really be a good reason
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Tokyo
Tokyo@otokyo__·
What are the chances you'd vote for Michelle Obama for President in 2028? A. 100% B. 50% C. 25% D. 0%
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Garrison Smith@garrisonls·
@Matt_Pinner 2. That’s a very lame evaluation for genius. A Genius definitely would not have posted this.
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Garrison Smith@garrisonls·
Akshay #Bhatia is cheating with a pivot point with the long #putter. In the Valspar Championship it was undeniable.
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Garrison Smith@garrisonls·
@vxylily Soccer, tennis, golf, pool, croquet, just to name a few. Stupid question.
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lily@vxylily·
This is hard
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Garrison Smith@garrisonls·
@MonicaL46334206 @historyinmemes You obviously don’t understand the depths of darkness that severe depression takes you, where hope is gone and no one can reach down and help. It comes suddenly for no reason and destroys you. It’s a fear that more resembles terror. It’s the loneliest place in the world.
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Historic Vids
Historic Vids@historyinmemes·
The wise words of Robin Williams: "A hungry stomach, an empty wallet, and a broken heart can teach you the best lessons of life." Robin was a rare kind of performer, able to send audiences into fits of laughter and then quietly shatter their hearts moments later. His comedy was rapid, unpredictable, and deeply human, mixing razor-sharp wit with a childlike sense of wonder. On stage or on screen, he instinctively found humor in pain and truth in chaos, making his work feel alive rather than calculated. Beyond comedy, Robin carried a profound empathy that shone in his dramatic roles. He brought warmth, vulnerability, and sincerity to every character, reminding audiences of the power of kindness and understanding. His legacy endures in the joy, comfort, and reflection his work continues to offer people around the world.
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GoldenAge@GoldenAgeUnfold·
What are the chances you'd vote for JD Vance for President in 2028 and make this Godly family The First Family? A. 100% B. 50% C. 25% D. 0%
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annie@ohhanxiety·
can you?
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Nora_vibes 🇺🇸@Jindo_1307979·
Only for genius 🥸 99% will fail
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Stand Up For Trump
Stand Up For Trump@StandUpForTrmp·
🚨BREAKING: If you could choose between a ticket to watch the next Starship launch here in Texas with me, or front row at a Taylor Swift concert with a meet and greet, which would you choose? A) Taylor B) Starship
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Garrison Smith@garrisonls·
PGA has done a good job leveling the field for the Players Championship. Now if they would get rid of AIM Point they would have a very grateful audience.
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