Lionel Blair Witch Project

We are through the first stretch goal! kickstarter.com/projects/septe…

It's been a long wait but finally there's now a chance of 'Chaos With Ed Miliband' (TM)!

RIP Ring and Dark Water writer Koji Suzuki... I'm guessing he was taken by some vengeful spirit or something.

So I found out the notorious Fat Slags the live action movie is on youtube... I won't link it because I think that might actually be a war crime. Couldn't even make five mins... And I've watched Sex Lives of the Potato Men.

@GothHelm @StumblinMedia @saltydkdan I've watched some of the worse horror films ever made in my time but Sex Lives of the Potato Men was the only film that made me feel physically ill.

@StumblinMedia @saltydkdan I’ve learned of this movie before Fat Slags! It has wonderful lines such as “shall we strangle the hamster?” as a proposal for sex.

I have come to inform everyone that the “Fat Slags” from this ad not only originate from their very own British comic book, BUT THEY HAVE THEIR OWN LIVE ACTION MOVIE ADAPTATION?????

This is aging well youtube.com/watch?v=zx_l9o…

@joel_ca_c I guess it was too soggy for a viking funeral

@garyswilkinson Sorry it randomly occurs to me that perhaps one reason why Yoda's body force-magics away is they didn't want to have two funeral scenes with Luke but also didn't want him to have abandoned the little chap to the elements in his wee hut?

Happy Star Wars Day, May The 4th be with you. I was recently reminded how much Yoda in the original trilogy was a fun annoying dick to Luke and R2. One of the many problems with the prequels is we only get boring ass 'wise' Yoda and not goblin muppet chaos demon Yoda.

Down town on a Saturday is hellish with all the civilians out.

It's amazing that roughly the same number of people support left and right during that last few years but the Tories and now Labour have been so totally useless support has gone to other parties so we now have a five way split instead of three.

@jorgertg98 If they'd had some balls they would have killed off Homelander the first ep of this season and made Billy the main villain

hey man, you wanna watch this adaptation of The Boys? Billy Butcher kills like 2 supes in the entire show, half its final season it's dedicated to hyping up a Soldier Boy show... he was the Captain America parody remember? Frenchie is played by an idf guy and is never funny

Apparently Labour activists have been told not to cry on camera after the results. Bloody hell.

I legit saw a blind person vote once... it was quite an interesting and involved process. But because of the meme I don't think anyone now believes me.

@Criminalsimpson Watched the film again (well a reaction) a few weeks ago and apparently it's now impossible for me to not think of this at the relevant time.

Did they use Chatgpt for Epstein's suicide note?

Kyle Rittenhouse has been taken to hospital after being bitten by a Brown Recluse Spider. Usually okay but in rare cases it can cause a horrible agonizing necrotizing persistent wound. Fingers crossed for him.

Mildly surprised to learn the other day that 'millionaire' Paul Daniels only left just under £500,000 in his will (after over £1m in debts/costs). No wonder Debbie McGee keeps going on the telly.

Youtube algorithm decided to throw this at me (must think I'm a nerd or something). It's absolutely abysmal, think I made the right decision not to watch the show.l youtube.com/watch?v=6deKMz…

Incredibly depressing to hear on the radio that 30% of adults that used to read for pleasure stopped in the last ten years.

Have to say a couple of very american accents and 'dad' instead of 'father' took me right out of the Odyssey trailer. Also I'll have to wait until it's pitch black this evening to watch it properly.

@rockmarooned @GQMagazine This is magnificent trolling

For May the 4th, I have gifted the world with something everyone can enjoy in an uncomplicated and uncontroversial way: a complete ranking of live-action STAR WARS movies + shows over at @GQMagazine! May the 4th-place movie be with you! gq.com/story/star-war…