pluto

chara saying this to sid (who, at the time, had the missing teeth) is sooo 😭😭 LMFAOOOOO

@Ksj79Kurt this season, wotherspoon leads, followed by letang and karlsson. overall, malkin leads, gva is 1.2k but his tka is closely followrd 1,054, followed by letang (gva 1,190, tka 655) & crosby (gva 1,170, tka 794). its obvious those three would be up there cus, duh, theyre vets.

@genocrisp Now do turnovers, bet he leads in that category as well

geno having the most minutes in the penalty box of all time in the penguins roster. with 1,257 minutes in the penalty box… THATS 20 HOURS,ALMOST 21, IN THE DAMN PENALTY BOX. 😭

i personally think he got that shit locked down

do we think geno knows how to do the wobble

@sidneycrosbunny “will not make popular yaoi edit” yeah. maybe not on company time

@.penguins you guys should hire me as an editor i promise im smart and funny and will not make popular yaoi edits

@sidneycrosbunny @penguins YES do it. we need to be hired to be part of their socmed team hashtag immediately

@genocrisp @penguins i'm making my own version of this post thank you pluto

.@penguins you want to hire me as an editor for your content sooo bad just look at the likes

does this mean yall would fight for me if someone slammed into me wait thats so sweet

i keep thinking about the fact a bunch of my mutuals said they think id be a goalie, it makes me so happy ^▽^

@PensInsideScoop he’s insane, love to see it

@genocrisp I think about this a lot

i think its quite funny when people are still mad over franchises being moved 30 years later. that being said, bring back the thrashers

@1lya_rozzy @penguins stop ur so sweet ☹️

@genocrisp @penguins and makes fire edits so…

@dazi180turtle im honestly not sure 😭

@genocrisp Why does Lemieux have an asterisk

@1lya_rozzy @penguins SOBBING yeah pens listen to starri. i did all of that

@genocrisp @penguins yo penguins media team…this guy saved my family from a burning house and adopted 15 stray dogs u wanna hire pluto so badddd

@AstralDelusion LMFAO i didnt even notice that

@genocrisp Wait I just saw that 871 penalty minutes 👀👀 sidgeno everywhere we look

@VirgosGroovv @penguins like they dont already do that… but no i would not i would be professional (pens pls hire me i need a job)

@genocrisp @penguins lets be real you would just fujoshi out on main

17… flip it around?… 71!!!!! YUPPPP GENO ON MY SIDE but no full seriousness 17k likes is crazy yall are crazy i love this team and fandom i love yall

@Bad_Banner i mean who else would he be in there with 🙂‍↕️ LMFAO

Sometimes he has his buddy with him.

evgeni malkin you are… so… interesting ❤️ love ya