Gerald Ratner

On my way to Christmas lunch , it’s risky but, want to see friends

@tanjan1965 Very little

@geraldratner John Denver, I can understand why people are surprised, the one thing he kept repeating "My Dad was a Tool Maker" the only thing he's got right. He's a tool alright. How much was 9ct gold, to you, when you had the 2500 shops?

Celebrating the opening of our 1,000th shop in Piccadilly Circus with Selena Scott. We went on to open 2,500.

@4unkn0wn1 Van persie

If i start on this line up. 4 abandoned us for Man City 1 did the same for Man Utd 1 went and sat down on Barcas bench for a big pay cheque Gallas went Tottenham cause he wanted a pay raise And Denilson was awful.

Why is Ed Davey calling for the cancellation of King Charles’s visit to the United States. Does this imbecile think that’s going to help the special relationship.

Starmer sending HMS Dragon to the Mediterranean is like Nelson turning up at Trafalgar a week late

Being Gordon Ramsey is like a party political broadcast on behalf of the Ramsey family. Full of shiny happy people no mention of the fall out with his father in law . These Netflix documentaries would be so much better if they were truthful with warts an all

When Post Office minister Sir Ed Davey shockingly rejected a meeting with Mr Bates who was fighting a lone battle for sub- postmasters. Now it’s revealed he backed the appointment of Andrew as Trade Envoy back in 2011. Such a loser. Must feel quite at home with the Lib Dems.

Whether you agree with Ratcliffe or not the woke FA announcing they’re investigating the comments is totally bonkers

His only remaining friend

Another bad day for Andy and Mandy if someone gave me 75,000 dollars I would probably remember

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If it helps world peace Trump can have my 50 metres swimming certificate

Why don’t they rename BBC radio 5 The Woman’s football station because, that’s all they ever talk about

Jeanette Kwakye clearly knows nothing about football and seems to be reading everything from a crib sheet. So why does bbc radio 5 let her do interviews that are riddled with basic mistakes

Yes it’s catchy like the flu