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I was looking at old pictures of when I was studying abroad and dam I was wistful as fuck

@ericsodapop @cherriberii who do u think gave her the teeth

@glormpky @cherriberii Then you should know better. I bet you didn’t even think the doctor might be a woman, and the reason she couldn’t operate on her son was bc someone was sucking her cock

can the dentist really tell if you've been suckjng his cock

@speedgump im so sorry speedgump

@glormpky 10 likes on my reply who the fuck are these people… hold me please im scared..

@cherriberii im gay

@glormpky his? hmm kay how about HER cock. THEIR cock. on the day after pride month too damn

just woke up and there's a fucking face on my leg. I better not be asexually reproducing again

my body lowkey yearns and turns for a sleep that won't ever come

@speedgump I really don't understand why

@glormpky holy fuck oomf banger

@Cheeseman198 true!

and I was like baby baby baby oh

@Denteesi so if I was sucking ur dick you would find out

@glormpky dentist here, we can see bruises on hard palate of mouth and connect the dots.

*massaging my unsightly growth, it twitches and spittles a bit* so about my growth

@Restodroodopz @superman

they call it underwear because youre suppose to wear it under clothes

@AlexMillerCode I usually show my id and insurance card to engender a sense of trust and responsibility

@glormpky depends. do you say your name through the glory hole like it's the entrance to a cave?

me to the man living in my garbage disposal:

imagine someone gets really mad and they're like CUM!!!!!!! 😡

I think its really awesome that the Brazilian equivalent of the f word is cum

one time I told a guy my crush on him was so fat it had its own show on tlc

why does it look like Khalid met you 😭

drag king named Jack Shit