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@breakyrteef your tony soprano ass

Doom scrolling thru indeed and when I search the industry I wanna work in it’s just applications to be a specimen for brain studies and server positions I’m not even joking . But there’s ducks in my backyard which is cool

i need to find a market for yellow bile quick or none of this will have been worth it

a persons kinda like a reverse ghost

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

a monkey paw but all you can wish for is prostate cancer

@bruhalert69 wait woah i didnt even see your tweet when i made mine #wavelength

Vancouver Canada is the Spain of North America

vermont is the scandinavia of the united states

Life is like if torture was normal

romeo and jaculate

@Caliky03 and there’s nothing i can do about it and that’s just tearing me to pieces

Im sick ims ick im feverish and my head heurts so much aahghhh

@propoopforever and i’ll do it again #watchme

i got insanely piss mogged by one of my oomfs today

@livviej05 those potatoes look so bomb

weed makes even the layman autistic

@propoopforever they’ve been calling me the john berger of the everything app

@glueonroach_ great review ur a real pro twitter critic

got gangs stamp of approval on these

@livviej05 what the hellll i just gave up on looking for pants cause they were too expensive

@propoopforever sending love from the west coast 🙌

@glueonroach_ cackled when zoya read this one out loud to me. funniest person alive

liberal arts pussy has me challenging my ways of knowing

type shit i used to say to tboys but i was lying

i’m an ancient sumerian from 3900 bce and this is my grain

Talking Elephant Sage: and here, lightfooter, (thats what they call humans) is our village Me: you know, i never noticed how beautiful you are in the sunlight...