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Be ready for hate — that's the point. Controversy = impressions

Me trying to explain that men definitely have the self-discipline not to cheat or sleep around. They are some of the most disciplined people; many go to the gym every day, are super strict with their diets, and put their goals before intimate relationships. It's more common to hear about a woman dropping her career to support her man so he can pursue his goals. It's rare to hear a man doing that because they have enough self-control and discipline to prioritize their goals.

My coworker smoked weed while she was pregnant with her baby up until she was seven months now he is 3 y/o & won't talk. Nigga still high

Every snack feels earned when you're high 🌿😂

Body wants sex, heart wants love, Mind wants money.. i jus wnna smoke thou.

Smoking weed disconnects you from the spiritual world Stoners THINK it’s the opposite Because they get mildly psychedelic on it But the proof is in dreams You can’t dream when you smoke weed And dreams are the most common connection to the spiritual world Castrating drug.

I was in the weed store The day after my dad died, my friend that lost her dad 2 month before mine called and the first thing she said was “hi orphan” 😭🤣 I laugh cried

Ngl People be smoking weed nowadays like its a cigarette

Drug tested by doctor, popped for weed, and now I have lost my adderall prescription. What can I do now?

Smoking dispensary weed is equivalent to eating McDonalds and thinking you're getting real food.

If being high on weed makes you hungrier, why are most stoners so lean?

Why Does Smoking Marijuana NOT Make You Get The Giggles Anymore!? Just Straight Silent Sessions.

"If she has tattoos in visible places and colored hair, run. That's not a red flag, that's a whole damn communist parade.

Please suggest some movies that are more enjoyable with weed or have a satire comedy that stoners would like or even just a plot that is around weed.

Quitting weed thinking it was the reason you’re stuck in bed all day jus to find out you’re still a lazy piece of shit without it. That realization hits like a shotgun to the chest fr

Alcoholic, women lover and weed smoker go to hell The Satan says them: "you can get out if you'll spend 100 years in a room with your main addictions" He shows the alcoholic a room with lots of alcohol. Alcoholic says: "ok, i'll spend 100 years here" Then he shows a women...

can't believe millennials had to smoke out of soda cans and apples then blow it all into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets while gen z can just pull out a weed pen and hit it in the middle of target

`Daily smoker for a year. Drug test in 1 month. do i have enough time???` If you’re actually stressed about a test for work/medical/legal reasons, talking to a healthcare professional or HR about policies is the safest

`"I smoke weed everyday for abt a year now" "and im gonna get drug tested EXACTLY one month from today" "do i have enough time???" The math is not mathing for me rn 😭` route.

`I smoke weed everyday for abt a year now and im gonna get drug tested EXACTLY one month from today do i have enough time???`