goober 🪲🪑

chair/charlie priv: @amazingoob goobinof.straw.page

i get so Excited off that bob water

no matter what ticket you got, everyone still has the same chance of getting kidnapped and sold to dnp.

I’ll honk at anyone in traffic. I’ll worry about what gun you got later

just realised my ticket confirmation email literally says i'll have a "partial view" can't wait to see an and phi

dans website literally broke and turned into a dentistry during the wad ticket sale and somehow this is worse

@1disntdeadokay they about to stink sooo bad

looked up my seats for dnp. why did someone say they could smell the stage

@1disntdeadokay no i mean your new friends from the show have to be my new friends. there is also probably glitter in your bed too.

@goobinof chair we r already friends. u have slept in my bed. there is still glitter in my car

who’s going to hard launch tour okc let’s be friends

phannies going to the akron show i need you to ask dan and phil if theyve been to grandpas cheesebarn yet. its happened at doomed and happed at tit its gotta happen here and im not going so i cant make it happen please 🙏🙏🙏🙏

@1disntdeadokay @projecthailmary MY MOM MADE THAT !!!!!

annabelle loves rocky

theyre stacked

We asked the stars of Fort Worth what their favorite sauce (song) is and why! Take a gander at what these cowfolk had to say! #FortWorthIsAStar🐎 #EASFortWorth⭐️ @5SOS

goober and shane hollanbear at the bus stop

@amooncrater I HOPE YOU GET IT!!!!! i know how frustrating house/apartment hunting can be but TRUST you will get it !!!

the gay man

no one in this bus station knows that im the number one dont stopper and ashton side eyed me so hard when i cheered after he said dont stop was the holy spirit

do u think josh does this as soon as they get off stage bc he misses the hoty backflip?

@talkfastkaylee EWWW DUDE IM SO SORRY

@goobinof I COULD SMELL IT FROM THE FRONT ROW OF MY SECTION

i think somebody shit themselves at 5sos dallas.... i walked up the stairs out if the pit and there was something nasty and brown