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@Peterfash3 I meant 11/10 not 20. Na mistake jare.

@haberticulated Why

You welcome, now correct that rating and give it the deserved 11/20.

I'm really glad I watched banshee before the boys😂

The story is long but come along. You will learn and we need help too 🙏 So, these couple have been looking for 2 bedroom apartment within Yaba axis and you know how desperate people can be when they are house hunting. They came across that banner with “To let” in different locations around Iwaya Yaba, so they called the second number to ask if they have any apartment in Yaba around where the banner was seen. Someone introduced as Kunle picked the call. He said he is an agent and has several apartments around Yaba but he wasn’t available at that moment. He said that one of his boys is around “Ola”. That is Ola, the old oloriburuku man in the picture. Kunle connected them with Ola that Ola was going to take them round Yaba for inspections. Ola started taking them round Iwaya Yaba to different properties which they didn’t like from Wednesday 19th April, until he brought them to a particular house on Queen Street Alagomeji, Yaba on Friday 24th April, 2026. When they got to this house, they saw a real estate company banner on the property. The couple immediately asked Ola why there’s a banner on the house and it’s not their banner. He immediately explained that several agents are marketing the property. The people who placed banner there are just like them. That it is the same access they all have to the landlord and the landlord will let out the house to who came first with tenants. So they entered the compound and the gateman granted them access as per agent and clients. They inspected the vacant flat and immediately fell in love with it but it was a 3-bedroom flat. This Ola agent and Kunle agent told them the house was going for 3.5m with total package making it a total of 4m but it exceeded their budget of 2.5m rent and total package of 3m. So, Agent Kunle told them was going to speak with the landlord to reduce the rent and he will reach out to them. The next day being Saturday, he made them understand that he has spoken with the landlord who has agreed to the 2.5m rent somehow but he wants to meet with them first. The couple were very happy and they scheduled Sunday to meet this landlord. This is where the scam took a little height. They agreed to meet the landlord who is known as Chief Daniel at his house on Ekololu Street in Surulere around 1pm that Sunday. All this while, Agent Kunle never showed up. It was Agent Ola that was doing all the field work but they were mostly speaking with Agent Kunle in phone who was acting like the real agent boss. Agent Ola met the couple on Sunday and they all headed towards Surulere. On getting to the house at Surulere, someone stood outside the gate like he just came out from the compound, he exchanged pleasantries with Agent Ola and their conversation in Yoruba was “How far, How are you, we are here to see Chief, he is inside right?” The other guy quickly replied “Noo, you missed Chief o. He was feeling some kind of way this morning and quickly went to LUTH for check up. Call him”. In a nutshell, they never entered the compound. So Agent Ola called Chief Daniel at the gate telling him he was with the prospective tenants and he told them to come and meet him at LUTH. Omo, people are wicked in this country o. They soon conveyed themselves to LUTH and on getting there, Chief Daniel came out from one of the buildings in LUTH and they all sat in a spot within LUTH compound where he interviewed them. Chief Daniel was a very elderly rich looking man. He asked the couple so many questions and they even cracked several jokes. On the long run, he agreed to the 2.5m rent and they agreed other fees making the total 3.1m. Agent Kunle on phone even told them they will pay service charge of 100k yearly for lawma and security only. They agreed to pay the fee the next day which is Monday and Chief even told them he couldn’t give them his account number at that spot, that his wallet where he wrote it is in the Ward where his doctor was examining him. That he will send it later. 👇

@NurseLekan @yxyiagain Aren't you like 40 something years old??🤦‍♂️

A heartfelt letter to @yxyiagain My person, I just wan take small time say thank you from my heart. You too funny, no be small. Every time you drop something, na laugh I dey laugh tire. You dey always make my day better, even when things no too clear. As I dey grow for my social media journey, people like you dey give me ginger to continue. Your vibe, your jokes, your support—everything dey push me make I no stop. E show me say wetin I dey do dey reach people, and e mean plenty to me. Abeg no stop to dey be yourself, because na that your originality dey shine pass. I appreciate you well well, and I hope say we go keep dey connect, laugh, and grow together. Plenty love and respect.

Autopsy??? Yah fvckin bastard.

Dem swear for us with 9½ striker obsession?? Replace lewandowski with a lewandowski-esque player. Flick system uses a 10 why try to sign players whose strong suit is in the SS role??.

Deco should lose his job sha

@Peterfash3 Walai

@haberticulated They chose the wrong day not to be clinical.

But na highline dem dey blame. This is like 45% BC converted

@Peterfash3 Fr, no reason olmo and fermin shouldn't have walked away with 3 goals in that first half against tico.

@haberticulated I say na missed chances comot us for UCL, no be highline at all. Those players dey fool gan

@JerryFCB_96 I understand brother, but I don't want us to get into another situation where we'd be like "let's give him time to adapt" "he's still developing". Guirassy will give us something similar to what we had when we signed lewy newly.

@haberticulated I like that guy too but he’s 30 Fisnik is only 23 We have to plan for the future

FC Barcelona cannot go into the new season with Lewandowski and Ferran Torrres leading the attack. The Julian Alvarez move is likely not to happen so the earlier Deco and guys start looking for other cool options the better.

Deco make sure you sign LW this summer o. Even if na backup.

@Mide__M Elede ni yin sir 🐷

Emi ni pig?😭

@Andykay994037 @BackroadGee_ No mind them. If we spend 150m+ this window, we don rob one bank be that.

@haberticulated @BackroadGee_ Na why we no Kuku fit afford am ,dem wan spend 120 for Alvarez and na dem go still ask for wingers and cb again 😂

Alvarez was once a low cost ,but we went for expensive ferran torres If you no pay 110M gbatletico no to release am

@Andykay994037 @BackroadGee_ Even if we have 120m right now, it's ill advice to spend it all on one player.

@BackroadGee_ Of course I prefer Alvarez ,but if we are being realistic it’s looking impossible

I'm a good person 🌚

I’m fine now, thank you all🙏 Got the bruises treated too.