Hack for Satan

Badges are dumb. We’re making sex toys now.

Dope shit

@ping_of_death_ @yawg We’d love to fill all your holes.

@yawg @hackforsatan Fill up the hole in my keyboard with satan.

@hackforsatan this came today and it was far better than I expected

@n0ty3p That’s not us. Though it is pretty. @sqearlsalazar is the artist behind these

@yawg Absolutely 🤘🏼

Dear @hackforsatan, can I use your logo to create a backlit keycap for my keyboard? I promise to only use it for evil

@nfFrenchie #1337hacker

@hackforsatan I think I found both pieces

Coming soon. #notadildo #yet

Actually...We'll finish the badge then pivot to sex toys. We spent all your shirt money on a hotel room and various stimulants to wrap this up in one final sprint.

@MSAdministrator @sysaaron Gaiters shipped separately from shirts. We have just one dude hand screen printing shirts for us and mailing all orders, and USPS has delays as well right now...

@sysaaron @hackforsatan How you getting that so soon? I ordered like 5 minutes after it opened up. Smh - but it’s dope!

oh shit yeah - @hackforsatan delivers as usual

@apiary That’s us, our car wash boy

I received an email from stamps.com saying someone in Texas was shipping something to me, and now I am super worried cause I have no idea who the person is or what they’re sending to me or why they have my address? So many mysteries.

Shirts are done. Might do another run after badge is finished. For real tho, legit got this dude from the car wash hand screenprinting these ad hoc for lottery tickets; plus Trump/Covid are rawdogging USPS rn...so like maybe don't trash your whole hot topic wardrobe too soon

Badge update: shits all fucked still. We ARE still working on dope shit for you though. Really. In the meantime we have made merch available again over at shop.hackforsatan.com

@rx_nuc @firesparkcons Nah for real tho we try to troubleshoot or replace fucked boards when possible. DM us

@firesparkcons @hackforsatan I remember how excited I was to get that badge and how sad I was when it somehow broke like one day after con was done :\

@hackforsatan hey do you all remember that year I was chased through the Flamingo by like 30 people cause I recognize the location of your badge drop and sprinted towards the gardens...sigh, miss you guys! #DEFCONSafeMode

@rx_nuc @firesparkcons That does suck. Sell it on eBay but don’t tell anyone it’s fucked

@Blakhal0 @BanhammersWrath Let’s find out

@hackforsatan @BanhammersWrath Does it need to be OUR blood?

@MSAdministrator @hfs_abraxis Yeah that’s our bad, shit is taking longer than expected to finalize

@hackforsatan @hfs_abraxis Still waiting

Hope to have some fun news for y'all next week. Until then, how about some bible study? Here is "The Story of Abraham,” written, performed, and animated by our very own @hfs_abraxis