This is literally the end of Uncut Gems
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
The Olaf animatronic at Disney Adventure World has had its first public malfunction. (Source: magictourclub/TikTok)
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London, UK Beigetreten Eylül 2011
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I actually really enjoyed his performance and find him extremely likeable but fuck me is this description ever accurate.
alex is pittpilled@bigsuitfilms
can’t stop thinking abt the tweet that said harry styles thinks he’s david byrne bc you can tell he was aiming for that corporate non binary autistic vibe and he ended up looking like if spongebob the musical was an h&m advert
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In a world where Julia Michaels doesn't exist maybe
lover@bleueleila
And this once again proves that no one could sing a Selena Gomez song like Selena Gomez
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Maturing is realizing that La La Land is actually a happy ending
It is not about two people staying together forever, it is about two people meeting at the right time, changing each other's lives, and leaving with more than they came with. Mia became the woman she dreamed of because Seb believed in her, and Seb built the club he always wanted because Mia reminded him not to give up.
Their love was not wasted. It was a bridge, carrying each of them to the lives they were destined for, proof that not every love is forever but every love can mean something. And sometimes the most honest ending is not holding on, but walking forward with gratitude for what was given.
𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚@sunnkssdseraph
Maturing is realising that?
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I thought this was a shitpost but nope - guess that lick was his Pharrell four count
no context memes@nocontextmemes
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Fuck a break up. Have you ever met a person you had a brief, but insane, connection with and then the universe was like “oops, wait, sorry that wasn’t actually supposed to happen”? Because it has to me and it sucks
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This delighted me.
Andre Pagliarini@apagliar
unintentionally setting myself up as punchline for countless Pagliacci jokes
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man: i wish to publish
reviewer 2: your paper is no good
man: i'll do anything to improve
reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini
man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini
Andre Pagliarini@apagliar
a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini
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It's a shame, but from the looks of this and previous actions she appears to lack the political discipline required to be anything other than a frustrating liability to this movement.
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pitching a mr. bean prequel limited series to netflix that ends with him losing his wife and taking a vow of silence
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wuthering heights starring margot robbie and jacob elordi featuring charli xcx on the soundtrack is kinda the matcha dubai chocolate labubu of film
Pop Base@PopBase
The ‘Wuthering Heights’ movie will feature new original songs by Charli xcx.
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So far, this is the best take i have heard on this issue.
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absolute favourite brand of schadenfreude
Seán McLoughlin@SeanMcL2000
Back on my bullshit and absolutely cackling at the start of episode 27 of Deal or No Deal
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