(speaks indistinctly in Italian)

Pernah tak tidur di hotel 5 bintang? Lepas tu korang dapat tidur atas tilam yang selesa? Lepas tu rasa macam taknak balik sebab tilam kat rumah keras or melendut? Lepas tu gatal badan setiap kali tidur?... +60124697272

His First day in college and people are already mistaking him for the professor 😭😭

@bukanmasochism @papirusterbang Quite a few Felcra area ni. Town terdekat?

@papirusterbang @hamdanalias83 Tak sure hahahaahhaha

Second day; let’s go to Sitiawan.

@bukanmasochism Baikkkk. Ehhh?

@hamdanalias83 Jgn lupa singgah felcra i

This headline is almost 50 years old. No body did anything to stop it. FIFTY FUCKING YEARS This is why we say “free Palestine”. .

"Your generation is very technologically advanced" Me trying to delete a blank page in word document:

A grieving family should not be expected to feed over 100 people.

Tiada maaf bagi yang palsukan dokumen pemain. Sampai jatuh ranking sampai buruk nama negara pun dapat. Semoga ALLAH SWT balas hukum semua umat islam yang cuba merosakkan tanah air sendiri.

@idespisecats Makan daging lettewwww. 😭

Semalam kita kena cucuk di jubur (medically, not sexually) sebab borderline nak gout!!! 😭

Bro drop the heels brand.

@_ammz__ 😂🥴

@hamdanalias83 #random

Selamat hari raya aidilfitri! Tahun ni kita geng hijau 😬

@IzzraifHarz Sksksksk. Anyway MatYiYe Izzy! 🫶🏼 #MetWithIzzy

@hamdanalias83 they just wanna feel included 😔😔✌🏻

utara semenanjung: *suffering in hot weather* rembau: helo can i join u guys ♡⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝

@idespisecats Sksksksk. Selamat Hari Raya Awang. 😂🫶🏼

@hamdanalias83 #random 😭

✨EID MUBARAK✨

kolej matrikulasi selangor

@SyarkWasangka @RoslinAin I tengok how they prep their ayam kot. Cause kalau makan dekat well established places ok pula. 😭

@hamdanalias83 You team @RoslinAin ke?

NOT ME GETTING ALLERGIC REACTION TO CHICKEN AGAIN. 😭😭

“That’s enough my love, let go” Mohammad was such a sweet boy that instead of trying to fight off the dog he tried to calm it. He pet its head. He was nonverbal, & the first words he spoke were to ask the dog to please stop biting him. The Israeli monsters forced his mother to leave the house and would not let her go check on him despite the fact that he was still alive. The monsters watched him bleed out in a room separate from his family while they begged to help him. They wouldn't let them return to their home for days and by then he had already begun to decompose. He died alone when he didn't have to die at all. When his mother would have done anything to reach him, they refused her. Death to the IDF.

A settler on Israeli TV claims the Torah gives them permission to erase anyone who isn't obedient to Israel. "The land must be emptied of every Arab who refuses to kneel to us." Not a fringe view. This is mainstream Israeli ideology, the religious justification for Genocide

News: Chuck Norris is now dead Me: Ah that’s sad Twitter: He was a Zionist Me: Well then, fuck Chuck