Heather Rodgers

Hey @Target - this seems a little excessive. This GIANT box (31.5”x 6.5” x 16.5”) came completely filled with plastic (46, 8”x 8” pouches) all for a single, tiny tension rod. 🤯🤯🤯

Anyone who voted for this tragic shitty narcissist mess of a president bears responsibility for this debacle today. He has shown you exactly who he was all along. You still supported him. You are complicit in the attempted destruction of the country. You are not a patriot.

During the four years of the Civil War, the confederates never got closer to Washington than Fort Stevens. Until today, when insurrectionist supporters of @realDonaldTrump paraded through the U.S. Capitol Building carrying the Confederate battle flag.

This attempted coup is really killing my “taking over the senate and knocking Mitch off of his majority leader pedestal” vibe

Did the president of the United States just tell insurgents storming and trying to bomb our US capitol building “we love you, you’re very special”?!

We spend almost 720 BILLION DOLLARS per year on the US military budget but can’t protect our own capitol building?!

For the first time in my life I’m excited to hear what Donald Trump has to say

God it feels good to listen to an elected US President speak of hope and unity without vitriol again 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

I hope @SteveKornacki gets to go sleep for a week now

I normally don’t spend Saturday morning at 8:30 crying and drinking champagne, but when I do it’s because we just elected the first female Vice President!!

I’m confused...is the election being “stolen” by the party who seems to be winning the presidency or the one who seems to be winning control of the senate? Do they know votes for all tickets go on the same ballot?

just tell him he won and drop him off at the old NBC West Wing set - he won't know the difference

Sometimes you feel like a failure as a parent and sometimes you listen to your 8 and 4 year old in the other room singing along all the words to The Rolling Stones and think you can’t be that bad...

Meet the kid who just won Halloween. 👏👏 (🎥 Leslie Hodges)

All these little girls AND boys wearing their Reign gear at the sold out @ReignFC game is making me so happy. Now let’s pay these ladies #EqualPay

Wait...what?! The moon is a PART of mars??? Mind. Blown. So glad we have Don here to edit all of the teachings the scientific community has given us

It’s not even 8 am and my children are already chucking handfuls of markers across the dining room. Sweet lord.

Nothing like getting a bad cold to remind you that even though you had your last baby a year and a half ago you still pee when you sneeze.