mybigday123

quitting weed was a mistake. My brain is fully developed and I don’t like that

all posers. i've been sniffing pits since i was out the womb bitch yall were never on my level

( ˘ ³˘)✿‧₊˚⊹⋆♡ the serial smoocher

the joke is that only female mosquitoes bite please don’t think of me as a narcissist in which I probably am

i’m so attractive only female mosquitoes bite me

My 67th illustration apparently

i cant beam exactly what i mean into your head and i think thats not fair

this guy losing it bruh

i write things that sound really profound, rewrite it in a digestible sense, and realize i'm a fucking moroononnnnn

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二度寝

Self Indulgence

@strayrozerem UWOOOOOGHHHHHHHHHH

hit both my heads against sliding door

@faerylfangs charlie

gun to your head name a sword 🗡️

@MoosseffFGC own it. because you think it is cringe proves that you have grown. there’s nothing you can do but accept that you’ve changed as a person

genuine question is there any way to stop this

no thanks I don’t do ibuprofen I just cry it out

i’m just a little guy guys!!! Don’t hold me accountable for my continuous lapses in moral judgement noooooo!!!!!!!!

(warmup) meee

what kinda just happens here is that somebody posts something funny then a person with a check mark a couple days later says the same thing and makes 12.50 off of it and I think it’s really pathetic so I’m just going to use this site for porn which is more pathetic honestly

@NightSkyToday haha ok he can have a little nibble

NEWS🚨: This is what Naegleria fowleri (the brain-eating amoeba) looks like under an electron microscope.😮