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* gm ☀️ * . ☕️ . gm * 🍳 • gm • . ⛅️ • gm 🌷 . . * gm * gm * 🌻 . 🏖️ * gm

Creator payouts ruined Twitter. And it will never recover. It was the most pristine pure social media app left. But once you sell your soul you can’t ever get it back.

@cravedcuddle i’m gonna vomit

this can’t be real

@dontforgetsauce 🥰

Why are parents always so adamant in inviting family you haven’t spoked to in decades to weddings

Realizing you befriended a mentally ill retard is a humiliation ritual.

The leading indicator is leading. Interesting 🧐

@ExaminerMo 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

Alright. I was wrong. He is alive.

@sabanala_ @dontforgetsauce @yesimbloo

@dontforgetsauce @yesimbloo

you haven’t bought neet yet ?

@dontforgetsauce ni hao

Ni hao any neet?

@abusedapple ik 🤣🤣

Elon buying twitter to kill it is my roman empire.

You could just buy Neet

@lizardvampire /report

@AlphaAndyOCM lmao

LOL

@dontforgetsauce twin

@heyALdoteth Will get matching ones

Yup imma need that new pink Mac

@ohheyitsmitch rip @dannycharts

@heyALdoteth Car bomb szn 💅💅💅

Me for the rest of the month of March