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@CJP_for_India As per CJP's demand 👇🏻😂

@Kalshi Thread has visitors??

JUST IN: Threads visitors fall 43% in past year

@Nira_O351 Let me check... Hi

Imagine you say hi and 90+ ppl follow you

@SarcasmSevak Yes absolutely. Sattu was stupid to accept her in the end. No self respect.

I desperately wished this movie had ended right here

@elonmusk India's Hindu's* birth rate has fallen below replacement. If illegal migrations are not controlled this will keep falling in coming years.

India’s birth rate has fallen below replacement. Among those most educated, India’s birth rate fell below replacement many years ago.

@FltLtAnoopVerma Amit ji to Dipke

Abhijit Dipke: I will be arrested at the airport Chad Delhi Police gave a shit piece of importance to his this wish list 🤓 Abhijit Dipke: We will go to police station & demand permission for the protest. We know we won’t get it Chad Delhi Police gave another shit piece of importance to his this wish list as well 🤓 Abhijit Dipke: We will not be allowed to protest Chad Delhi Police: Gave permission of the protest at airport itself 😂 Now final outcome Not even 1000 protesters came & movement exposed completely naked 👌 No Arrests No FIRs All permissions given Protest was allowed to have a Natural Death All planned moves of CJP guided by Anti India Forces failed miserably Well Done Amit Shah 👌👌👌

@Dearme2_ Cockroach Janta Party

Name a scam?

@GlobeEyeNews No doubt in that ❤️

Spain ranks No. 1 for having the world’s most handsome men.

Cockroaches to nuclear blast bhi survive karte hai aur yeh chutiya 40° nahi sehen kar paya. Kya cockroach banega re tu?

@Incognito_qfs Lagta hai HIT Stroke ho gaya 😂

Abhijeet Dipke fainted after protesting for few hours. And it wasn't even that hot today in Delhi. 😭😭😭 I hope he understood that making grand useless strategies while sitting in AC rooms is much different than ground reality.

@CJP_for_India Din me kitni baar resign karne k liye bologe 😂

Prime minister sir should resign!

@Sumitkumar33674 @dhruv_rathee Aur tumhare papa ke passport pe deported ka thappa check kar lena

@heyitssimi @dhruv_rathee Wo tumhare popa ki photo h jo war rukwa ke aare h 😂

Look at that crowd.. And this was just the first call for ground protest.

This was bound to happen. Online followers don't always turn into real support on the ground. Also lot of their followers are either bots or from countries like Pakistan and Bangladesh. Most of the people who came to the protest didn't even know exactly what they were protesting for and some were there just to look cool in their circle.

Cockroach 🪳super flop protest is big reality check for many . No one likes cockroaches 🪳

@SauravDassss Hamza Ali Mazari

Thank you, Yogendra ji. Your support means a lot.

This was bound to happen. Online followers don't always turn into real support on the ground. Also lot of their followers are either bots or from countries like Pakistan and Bangladesh. Most of the people who came to the protest didn't even know exactly what they were protesting for and some were there just to look cool in their circle.

So the so-called Cockroach Protest flopped exactly as expected. Not even a hundred organic supporters turned up, and frankly, that outcome was predictable from day one. Online activism is easy. All you have to do is hit follow, repost a few hashtags, and convince yourself you're part of some grand revolution. Real-world mobilisation is a completely different game. Who is going to leave their studies, job, business, or daily routine, travel to Delhi in 42°C heat, and stand on the streets for a cause they don't genuinely care about? Historically, only two kinds of people show up for protests. First, professional agitators, the NGO activists, comrades, student-politics regulars, self-styled farmer leaders, political aspirants, and others whose entire relevance depends on remaining permanently aggrieved. Second, people who truly believe in a cause and are willing to bear personal costs for it, whether it is religion, reservation, language, or some issue that directly affects their lives. The Cockroach Janta online ecosystem fits into neither category. Its followers are largely urban youth, students, and working professionals who join such trends because they are fashionable at the moment. It gives them the feeling of participating in something meaningful without requiring any actual sacrifice. The reason they never show up on the streets is simple: they are not suffering in real life to the extent they claim online. Today's turnout exposed the gap between social media noise and ground reality. Viral posts, trending hashtags, and inflated follower counts create the illusion of a mass movement. The moment people are asked to step away from their screens and show up physically, the illusion collapses. Hopefully, the Cockroach Party leadership received a much-needed reality check. Online gimmicks do not automatically translate into real-world support. In fact, Delhi has seen larger organic gatherings for street dogs opposing a Supreme Court ruling than the combined strength that assembled at Jantar Mantar today.

@Cockroachisback Ab government ko unemployed logon ka survey nahi karna padega

कॉकरोचों का विद्रोह #cjpprotest

AI engineers, why does ChatGPT always pick 73?

If you begin to smile when you receive a text, delete that number. I repeat delete that number.

@CJP_for_India As per CJP's demand 👇🏻😂

Prime minister should resign!

@vikrantgupta73 How do you feel about watching your biopic?

Yaar honestly I love this transition. I do look like a proper Sikh!

Hamza Ali Mazari. 😂