tehya

Crying bc I had to cancel my Mediterranean vacation due to being pregnant 😭

It baffles me how many men I encounter that don’t know how to communicate 🫥

bro I am having the worst fucking day lol what the fuck

The only things I’m gonna miss about Texas are the delicious barbecue, and @pterrys 😭

Yes, I’m craving a burger at 9 a.m.

I’m so pissed that my go-to burger place is closed 😭

Sammy doing All Night Longer live at your wedding is as sweet as it gets

can we stop letting the oldest living people we can find run the United States

I hate having a terrible day on a Friday 🙍🏻‍♀️

“You’re the love of my life” I whisper to my iced Golden Eagle

Do y’all ever just crave shitty pizza? bc same

If you get to a business three minutes before they close, just know that you’re the worst kind of person.

Dogs deserve to live forever.

I kinda miss frozen yogurt.

I would kill for Burrito Bandito rn 😭

Not me thinking that a puppy is going to fix my problems 🙄

Constantly reminded that I am everyone’s least favorite friend.

I miss having parties at the house all the time ☹️

I just don’t trust those girls who have a new “best friend” every week 👀