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@mistressdivy Man I tried this with my ex wife but nooooo

I want a relationship where we’re so corny we make relationship reels together

@sweetsakuraxo Blasphemy

I hate the snowwww

Getting there 💪🏻

@girllovescoding 👀

Just figured out I am on call during Christmas. While everyone else will unwrap gifts, I will unwrap Grafana logs.

Going to hibernate

@SelfMadeMastery Never, women just destroy and take social media has ruined them all

Okay so this was...controversial 😳

@mistressdivy Let's see both and vote

High waisted or low wasted? 👙

@mistressdivy 👀

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@ALadyNamedKatie Must be Ohio too

I’m literally just a girl who lives in a small town surrounded by cornfields and cows. Yeesh!

@urbnsteezus I wanted my puts to get assigned first 😞

$OPEN SQUAD TODAY

@rosesofpoison Should probably not put a picture of you looking all good up and put one up of Halloween might work better Also i fit your criteria

And out of all of this, I still didn’t find many people to be mutuals with. So many bots or 🌽 accounts, or just men who want to hit on me😭 Where’s my spooky fellows who actually want to be friends?

Catching falling knives has been incredibly lucrative for me. It’s been one of the greatest contributors to my personal wealth. Stop being afraid of a little blood you pansies.

@Alice_MiaX Happy birthday stranger on the Internet

Thank you so much to everyone for the birthday wishes! 🥳🍸

@legen_eth Damn what you gonna do now? Switch to another Congress person

Rumor has it she’s starting a hedge fund.

@Misfit2023 @salmaogs Do you understand how options work?

Someone's buying $OPEN 7.5 C 12/12 for $587K ahead of earnings today

@SPXSorcery @urbnsteezus @SEetnForgeet Did they announce the ex-dividend date? or whatever you would call it

@urbnsteezus @SEetnForgeet yes. you can sell them. they are showing up nov 18th in your brokerage. you get 1 for every 30 you own... and this total number will be divided into series K, A, and Z evenly. so if you get 300 warants youll have 100 of each variety.. you have one year to exercise them.

Get in on those warrants! Long term investors shall be rewarded! $OPEN K A Z

@urbnsteezus Just bought some a 6.04 let's gooo

$OPEN ARMY RN

@Alice_MiaX 😂🤣💀

I’m going to have to put in a lot of effort on OnlyFans tonight. Damn you, market! Damn you! 😭 😭

@mistressdivy 🙄

@arayofwill Har har.

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