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hihimichael

@hihimichael

Chicago based Comedian @hihimichael on all socials [email protected]

Chicago, IL Beigetreten Mayıs 2018
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hihimichael@hihimichael·
I have no problem if you don’t like me as a person. But when it comes to not finding me funny, that’s where I draw the line.
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i hope this email kills us both instantly
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fishious
fishious@fishquichee·
My five year plan is to see how it goes
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Papii🥤
Papii🥤@ammalusty·
My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.
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444 -1111 🌻@aman_lexidor·
Your partner actually LIKING you as a friend is important. Romantic love is not enough.
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Scoob@Scoobydouchebag·
I'm gonna invent a stage of grief that's fun
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Work Retire Die
Work Retire Die@WorkRetireDie·
absolutely gorgeous day to stay inside and update the CRM
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demi adejuyigbe
demi adejuyigbe@electrolemon·
just got an email saying my domino's pizza points are about to expire. i can't have one fucking thing in this fucking world
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gabe⋆˙⟡@gabeonsaturn·
Pursuing a relationship with a gay man is like thinking the stripper loves you
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TINA SNOW@theestallion·
How many hotties know they’re coming to see me in @MoulinRougeBway 👀 This is so exciting like…. I’m really a whole different person in this show 😂💋
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🧑🏾‍🦱@ewgraiam·
they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends
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Nicki 🫧🪷
Nicki 🫧🪷@nickimoraa·
Why did everyone question the Covid vaccine but not ozempic. Vanity is a horror
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Bob Golen
Bob Golen@BobGolen·
That hour we lost yesterday? That's when I was going to file my taxes.
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bailey@Baileymoon15·
chicago being in illinois doesn’t sit right with me
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N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾
N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾@KhananiShingan1·
Being politically informed will ruin your day
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hihimichael@hihimichael·
Here’s how Phaedra can still win this season of the #TraitorsUS
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sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️
sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️@ceraliza·
NO amount of budgeting or not eating at restaurants will make up for the fact that we do not make enough money anymore for this economy.
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hihimichael@hihimichael·
@johnnywizzz3 I was in ny last week and cried multiple times during the show.
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John@johnnywizzz3·
It was fuck Patti Lupone this whole time, but I’m at intermission of Hells Kitchen, & it’s EXTRA FUCK that bitch. This show is inSAAAAANE.
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m@msnetik·
Miss Piggy could fill the void Wendy Williams left
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