Heather Longstaffe

There are worse things I could be addicted to than dogs. Like, cats.

Adam Sandlers' Adam Sandler is @RobSchneider

A&R is missing the T

@GregSedlik1 Doing great greg, how are you? 🙃

@hlongstaffe Hi Heather I was just wondering how you are doing because I haven't heard from you in a while and have you written any new music. May I get a tweet from you. 😀💖🌺

Sometimes "I don't know" is the most intelligent response in the room

@SarahCarms It's a remarkable world

When you get high on edibles and geek out to 90s Mariah Carey

@ladylover2213 Her storyline is so serious this season, I truly love Lightweight funny Cindy, the Cindy that would become Jewish for better cafeteria food 😂

@hlongstaffe Alex & Piper but Cindy is good too.

Retweet if Cindy is the reason you watch #OrangeIsTheNewBlack

@jackshapira Holy shit

You improve the world by improving yourself

@82trikes That IS pretty cool ❤️🙃

@hlongstaffe YouTube put you into some algorithm playlist for me. Thought that was pretty cool.

@parxe Awww shucks ❤️❤️❤️

@hlongstaffe parx-e.com/monroe/ for you

I'm not sure why they called it #TheProposal , it should have been called #ReasonsToHateAmerica

This twitter account has just become my personal television commentary section of the internet

If the The Bachelorette is the Super Bowl, then @BachParadise is the Beyoncé half time show. you all know what you really came to see.

The best actor in the world is @chrisbharrison for acting like he still gives a fuck #TheBachelor

@Soisoff Yassssss

Alright ladies, you are SEXY. Now what else you got?

@MattRyan_onair ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

How come all Davids look the same but Daves are like an entirely different species