yikes dykes

Having a hard time imagining what “positive stories” there are w/ insurers, given the best case scenario is they covered your medical care w/ no problems and that’s the absolute bare minimum of what healthcare should be doing.

love this photo of jonah hill’s grandfather

I better have a kid asap because my parents have already gone full grandparent (making comments like “have we been to that animal hospital? I heard it could be years before they finish building it” as we drive by) and it’s being wasted

Every once in a while I have to take an unplanned work break to just sit and stare into space

I feel so comforted when people tell me to “sit tight.”

Mmm mmm good

It's depressing how many times I've apologized on auto-pilot for asking people to mask/rapid test before a gathering. Not once has anyone apologized to me for exposing me to unsafe events/gatherings.

Sex work is work. Sex work is not sex trafficking. Arresting sex workers and/or trafficking victims is wrong. Targeting buyers does not decrease sex work or sex trafficking, it just makes things more dangerous. It really is that simple. Tell a friend.

Pretty fucked up that some couples can just have sex and then get a baby out of it for free

Why are the sex and the city girls advertising the adhd app

I just love how excited everyone was to see Deepti

@cegjeg So grosssssss

Does anyone else just become a pack mule and put their tote bag around their neck in public bathrooms with no door hook

All y’all not masking anymore are missing out bc no one knows when I’m mouthing the words to wonder wall in the bookstore and that’s a freedom you don’t have

“I wonder why I have high cholesterol” before I remember in high school I would eat a cheesy bagel every day and cans of frosting as a little treat

i'm so true-crime paranoid that I keep seeing the same guy on my walk home that my first thought is that I have a stalker and not that he probably is a man who lives in my neighborhood

I love the irony of being a mental health professional in training who can’t get a mental health diagnosis because it’s inaccessible and unaffordable as a mental health professional in training

@jaimesochic The fact that I know this is not the first time you have shit yourself in your adult life

When the guest speaker teaches you more in one day than your actual professor has all semester 🙃