guy gardner

cw // blood, mention of abuse // top 3 hottest things guy has done was beat arkillo without a ring

everyone looooves actin' cocky by sayin' that i'm nothin' without my ring. oh, if they only knew.

@MADKN0WLEDGE i beat an alien thrice my size inta beggin' me ta stop without my ring, so ya can always try.

I wonder what happens when you cut their hands off including the ring with it. Does it leave them powerless? Or can they still fight.

@L0RD0FDESPAIR ( he doesn't find it embarrassing at all. in fact, he's grinning over the idea. the scarecrow is a romantic, who would have thought? ) then maybe ya should ask me out properly so we can do 'em all.

@honorlanternguy Well, horseback riding together has always sounded romantic when I read about it. (Is that embarrassing to say…? She won’t notice, it’s fine.) But if you’d prefer something more mundane, I collect old and foreign horror films. They’re fun to watch.

........ uh, yeah ?? yeah, i can get pregnant. i don't really know why yer askin' that, but what the hell sure.

@MADKN0WLEDGE awwww, an' who is the grown ass man who is gettin' blackmailed by a child? NOT ME!!!!!

@honorlanternguy Grown ass man or whatever

I wish the child would stop saying odd shit.

@MADKN0WLEDGE OH MY GODDDD BEIN' BLACKMAILED BY A KID THAT'S RICH

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this is mundane amongst yer kind? ya guys must be real fruits then.

@L0RD0FDESPAIR ( ... oh, wow. that was much straightforward than she thought. it has her eyes widening slightly before she regains composure and coughs. ) uh, yeah, well, obviously ya would. s'me we're talkin' 'bout. ( . . . ) if ya were ta take me out, hooow would ya do it?

@honorlanternguy … assuming this isn’t some set up, I would if you’d have me.

@MADKN0WLEDGE even better. if the kid ain't yers, then give 'em away ta someone who won't complain every other minute.

@honorlanternguy Oh no this is not my(?) kid.

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, my god, is all ya ever do is whine? well, what did i expect from someone with the hairstyle of a rebellious teenager. guess ya decided ta get some angst ta match it.

@XEYESXHALBERD // THIS IS NOT EVEN THE MEANEST THING THAT COULD BE SAID TO GUY YOU'RE GOOD TWI

//he’s so mean I’m sorry clown

… you are an idiot. Even by human standards.

@L0RD0FDESPAIR ( leaning forward now as she perches her elbow on her knee and places her chin on her palm. ) pushin' all yer insecurities aside, would ya date me?

@L0RD0FDESPAIR ( snorts before leaning back in his seat, arms tucking behind his head. ) looks like yer really takin' turnin' a new leaf seriously. that's really cool of ya. mm ... i still don't see the problem. +

the only answer: nobody can.

@L0RD0FDESPAIR have punched a man with CTE so hard in the face just ta prove a point. an' if he can't find yer killer, he can go an' toss that greatest detective title away 'cause he sure sucks at it.

@L0RD0FDESPAIR ya wanna tell me how they benefit people then? as far as i know, they make people freak the fuck out due ta the fear consumin' 'em. also, i was askin' why ya think gettin' me pregnant was unattainable. HAH! people think batman is so damn smart, but if he was, he wouldn't +

this is the kinda shit people who secretly want me say.