Tj Hooker

What is wrong with me. It’s Saturday night, I’m in college don’t want to drink, don’t want to gamble, and don’t want head. Am I washed?

Life of a student athlete: Not even in season just got out of practice at 8pm slammed down 100 grams of protein and 150 carbs and 1000 calories. Getting up at 545am for conditioning practice to then hit heavy front squats at 9 am

@DexterLank Yes

@hooker22017 Straight?

Only people in class right now Me- white straight male One chick who looks like a blob fish A gay liberal white man And a gay liberal black man Yeah I’m feeling great rn

Sad to think about one week ago I was absolutely blasted surrounded by females. Now I’m playing school ranked against some fucking ugly creatures

@MbarkCherguia Cash

Men, be 100% honest… $50,000 cash right now or HER? 😅💰

I love the feeling of eating frozen blueberries just feel the veins opening up

Can’t believe I have to play school right now and no spring break. SMH #cordalejones #fenaleattention #booze

I’m a different bread absolutely hammered in the airport

Leaving th state to be clear

Girl came up to me and goes I’ll be back for u. I will be leaving in 30 minutes

Coffee best mixer?? I think so. Also absolute true cell over here

@Ford_Nick Super beef

Name one thing better than a ribeye..

Just made some restaurant make me a classy north shore super beef 3 way to the best of their ability. I feel good abt myself

Was trying to find my beer and woke up to see I brought it w me

White boys starting off strong, violently hung over, drinking tdy, might get some play tdy, woke up in a chicks bed in my underwear, not sure how we got here or the events of last night #piecingitbacktogether

Pineapple juice best mixer for booze

Bartender called me an alcoholic tn. Left her my number. #willnothearfromher

@MTCobblecdick I have to pregame in order to talk to my roomates

What my life has come to Pregaming to hang out with a foid

@BleacherReport Ruined my fucking day already

OMG KENTUCKY THIS IS MARCH 🤯🤯🤯