kevin Goulet MD PhD

My year of loserdom and dickheadation

@itshoneylive Yesss I've been considering even tho it seems a little scary !! Thank you ❤️

@hubertc420 don't want to overstep / assume you haven't looked into it but low dose accutane has been game changing for me 🫂

My acne is so bad I don't even want to go in the daylight. At least at night it's dark and I'm wearing makeup but I'm the day light you can see it even thru my foundation like I'm truly mortified I want to die and cry and cry until I die of crying

“do you have any hobbies?” yeah i do informal psychoanalysis on everyone i meet.

This guy came by my house to bring me something I left there and wanted to talk so I gave him a verbal lashing on my porch and he said "I'm pathetic" and I instantly went oh ok let's step inside ......

Can any computer nerds help me find out who is behind an Instagram account

My face wash and moisturizer was straight frying my skin barrier so I switched to gentler ones now I'm broke out in brand new places. Right right

He was right but #stillpunished

Guy who called me a whore 6 years ago is searching for a kidney donor #everyonewhowrongsmeshallsuffer

another day of shamelessly convincing people to read rejection by tony tulathimutte

i can fix him [drilling sounds] [crying/screaming] [chainsaw starting]

Everyone read Rejection by Tony tulathimutte now

Dear god in heaven please give me the strength to not pick my face all weekend amen

Ppl look at u crazy when you look at them on the subway like yes I wanna look at you bitch you’re part of the mosaic of life

Just watched 1 episode of true detective. Are these guys in love

@mgrvesx Omg manifesting extra hard for us both

@hubertc420 Me with the coworker who keeps the crown apple on him

Manifesting that my coworker who has Xanax is working this weekend #pleasegod

The World Cup is long as hell!

If you’re a person who does something then fuck you