Jay™

we’ve sold 28,244,736 pizzas since Chelsea scored a Premier League goal

I will ponder this while I play with my rings…

Let’s hold all politicians accountable, regardless of administration. They all do this and triple their net worth during their terms.

'Marijuana' is the only English word in which the 'j' is silent.

🚨🚨🎙️| Erling Haaland on Gabriel's headbutt: “I think that's a red card, most of you agree. If I go down, it’s a red card. I'd never do this. My father taught me, stay on your feet and don’t be a… it starts with P.” “That’s the reality. Maybe I should've gone down, maybe it'd be easier, but I didn’t and I got a yellow card for it...”

Tomorrow is Monday. We’re walking into a good week, no excuses, no bad energy, just good news upon good news.

i just wanna thank God in advance for the run i'm about to go on

Donuts with filling need to disappear in general

Them folks finna pour Jose Quervo in your gas tank

The decision to sack Xabi Alonso because he tried to effect change in a team that is now out of the Champions League, Copa del Rey and 9 points behind Barcelona in La Liga looks more dreadful every week. He clearly wasn't the problem at Real Madrid.

Basketball gods always make sure these passes hit the fans on their phones.

🚨🤯 Eduardo Camavinga’s NIGHTMARE 12 months at Real Madrid continued last night: ❌ A back-up at the club even with multiple injuries ❌ Now the last-choice midfielder for Didier Deschamps with France ❌ Sent off last night just before Bayern scored twice to qualify ❌ Sent off in the Champions League quarter-final last season as well ❌ Constantly dealing with injuries ❌ Real Madrid are now open to selling him this summer ❌ Been linked with a move to Saudi Arabia or the Premier League

Camavinga acaba de firmar su salida del Real Madrid. Vaya estupidez.

Absolute bone head. Get ready to suit up for West Ham or Brighton

Send him to Chelsea or Tottenham for 50 million

What a game 😱

🤣🤣🤣 what a guy!

Real Madrid until the end.

Inject this into my veins

🚨 Will Real Madrid comeback tonight? Florentino Pérez in Munich: “That’s why we are here”.