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That your fever won't affect the quarterly goals too much. And the saddest thing is that many people no longer ask to rest. They ask for permission to feel a little less guilty.

It's not enough to be wrong. You also have to prove that you're still productive. That you're not a bother. That you'll make up for it.

Requesting sick leave in 2007: Employee: “I’m sick today. I’m taking the day off.” HR: “Approved. Get well soon.” Requesting sick leave in 2026:

Top 40 S3xiest movies that fell like pure P*rno 1. 365 Days: This Day (2022) 2. Don't Worry Darling (2022) 3. Pleasure (2021) 4. Love and Leashes (2022) 5. Mr - Malcolm's List (2022) 6. Sharp Stick (2022) 7. X (2022) 8. Mothering Sunday (2021) 9. Good Luck to Y....see thread

The 35 TV Series With the Most S3x Scenes in History... 1️⃣ Game of Thrones (2011) 2️⃣ Spartacus (2010) 3️⃣ Euphoria (2019) 4️⃣ S3x/Life (2021) 5️⃣ True Blood (2008) 6⃣ Californication (2007) 7️⃣ Elite (2018) 8️⃣ Sense8 (2015) 9️⃣ Shameless (2011) 🔟 Orange Is the New....see thread

Turns out the cat piled up against the wall was meowing like crazy. Cop: "..." Me: "..." Cat: "...Meo~w"

Me: "We don't have a baby, and I just got home now." Cops: "Really? They said they heard it at night too, though." Me: "There's no baby here, right?" Cop: "Hmm..." Then a crying sound came. Cop: "Whoa! Look... huh?" Me: "Wait, this..."

It's been a while back now, but there was this time when I got home and was surrounded by cops. Cops: "Are you a resident here? We got a report of abuse and came to check." Me: "For real?" Cops: "Someone said they heard a baby crying really badly."

Top Actresses who Performed s3x scenes in Mainstream Movies & TV Series. A Thread....🧵👇 1. Hayley Atwell (Black Mirror: 2013)

5 KEYS FOR BETTER S*X 1. The 2-2-2 method.