⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ 𝓂aggots⁣ for brains .ᐟ

you came out screaming and alive and look at you now, look at how you’ve learned to hide your teeth.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀oh god, that's so stupid. but actually made me cackle.

don't let me in with no intention to keep me jesus christ, don't be kind to me honey, don't feed me, i will come back

⠀ 💬: now we’re talking 💬: Omw. ⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ said hi to you in the kitchen, but you didn’t respond. at least the microwaved. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

all in due time.

⠀ 💬: late night thought are suck. 💬: but tiramisù? Well— next time you can count me in for that tho ⠀

．．．i think we are ?

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ can’t take my dog to the park anymore, the ducks keep biting him. he’s pure bread. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀ 💬: both huh? Why’s that? 💬: i don’t know why i’m so invested to know the why part but hell yeah. All ears baby. ⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ go for it. let’s have a dad joke - off. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀now i’m sat ⠀⠀⠀⠀

it’s okay ．．．i know what you mean ．．．i think .

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀i'm all ears.

alright alright ．．． it made me laugh , only a 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 though .

that ．．．really was a cheesy dad joke ．．．but funny .

he’s listening ．．．