squidward crosses his arms and looks away when he says "one of your many annoying traits" just like an anime girl who hates the protag while being deeply in love with them
"My favorite thing about modern SpongeBob is that when you really boil down people's critique of the show it's just the same three terms over and over again. "Torture porn" this "flanderization" that. Like is being repetitive and homogeneous only fine when you do it???"
Would it be mean of me to QRT posts going "Good thing Alex said this so those idiots will stop shipping Royaleeth" with Royalteeth fanart of them making out lol
Idk, maybe I'm just being extra petty. I shouldn't. But it'd be funny.
"Let's make an episode where our kid friendly cartoon friends think they've killed someone and have to dispose of the body"
"you're a fucking genius man"
@blacknredtext >Cartoon reviewer has a mental breakdown over spongebob episode
>Video game reviewer is invaded by Video game character for not liking his game
>reviewer is abducted by aliens and ends on a cliffhanger
not enough people are talking about how they have wifi in the circus now through caine. imagine being jax and dying right before you're able to watch spongebob on the caine
On the "Square Shorts" DVD, every short is cut off early by about five seconds.
In the original short, SpongeBob lifts his head and finishes saying "you're welcome" after being hit by the bus. However on the DVD, THIS is exactly how the short is shown.
I really really don't wanna be that person, but I wish we would've gotten more Caine lore than Jax lore....or at least extra 15 minutes of more detailed interaction between Caine and his humans with voices, text etc. because just mute clips with music weren't enough...