el

I have so many questions. like are aliens real? why am I not on a leash? was homer just one dude? why am I not on a leash? where do we go when we die? why am I not on a

tail wagging and ears floppy. it's a beautiful day

"My love cant be bought" mine can! £50.

beautiful art by @em0_zip I luv bones 🐾💭

girlcock 🤤 boycock 🤤 enbycock 🤤 cock 🤤

@DonniLoves always ;3

@impawsiblee make sure you catch me

hello everypuppy!! Kitties... go climb a tree.

@DonniLoves okay now come back youre too high

@impawsiblee on it boss

@yrpxppigf BARK

wait i need to test smth puppy :)

if we were locked in you'd have sent me a collar with your name on the tag by now... 💭

tired puppyboy,,, he has never known ANYTHING!

Many oomfs,,,,

searching through twitter for artists to commission drawing the same stupid mutt boy every single day 🐾

@BrugWho hi hi hi hi hi!!!!

oomfies say hi

@femboysando I PRESSED THE WRONG ONE WAIT!!!!

Hear me out... Twinks?

“Does puppy want a treat?” Puppy wants a cigarette and a BREAK🤬🔫

@BrugWho ...

I have a whole mini mason jar full of the hook up soda tabs, who wants it? each one means one time we have to do it

Just did my first Ko-Fi comm for El on discord!!! Thank you so much for letting me build your baby 🤍🩶🩵 Genuinely such a great commissioner and had SO MUCH FUN!

@BaniiByte the senior home is coming for YOU

GOOD MORNING!!!!!!   one week till i’m old as hell chat.. I’M NOT READY!

WOAH WOAH WOAH