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BASED SPUTUM GOD
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BASED SPUTUM GOD
@ineedrtSTAT
RRT/ECMO specialist, PICU/NICU. Not your tech. All content mine unless noted. Love my patients, hate the drama. #respiratory #respiratorytherapy #medtwitter
Chicagolandia Beigetreten Eylül 2015
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POV: that cute nurse on 17 just saw your tinder profile and swiped left
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If your kid is unvaxed and gets admitted to picu for something easily avoidable rest assured we preface every shift report with the word “unvaccinated”
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when day shift tells me during report their anoxic brain injury patients got some vent weaning today
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the only “normal” people you’ll meet in picu are parents of acute kids
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So what’s your policy in your hospital about who can make ventilator changes without RT present?
My personal rule is fellowship and above, otherwise call me.
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when your asthmatic refuses to keep a mask on so you recruit the parents to help keep them still
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Picu charge RN complained about me joking about us giving nebs and chest clearance for everything.
Fix your clown show or fucking cry about it
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RN: “hey so my bipap kiddo is desatting so I put a nasal cannula on under his nasal pillows and he’s still at 83%”.
burn your license
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POV: you’re in neuro ICU and you gotta give this guy a vest and a thorough NT suction
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cancel your aarc membership if they’re gonna continue to support @SenMullin and his chud ass PAC
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Dear APNs:
Please look at your patient before writing orders.
Thanks -
The bedside
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when the travel nicu RT puts on his profile that he’s here for a good time and not a long time
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when the frequent flyer who’s been admitted for eight months finally ages out of picu and goes to the adult side
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5 minutes into neuro ICU and chill and he gives you this look:
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