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@luisjgomez got tix for Story Warz next week. Fucking stoked. Who is going to be on the show?

@ryansickler I'll be there playa! Front row too!

Kansas City! I’m headed your way ValentiMes weekend! Bring someone you love, bring someone you like, hell - bring someone you hate. Just come and bring someone! Get your tickets now on my website! 🎟️🎟️🎟️ ryansickler.com/tour

@JoeListComedy We will be there.

Kansas City this weekend! Nobody cares about the NFL anymore! Come to my show! Thanks.

@JoeListComedy 🤣

@innerthigh Looove Aerosmith!

I’m watching ‘Braveheart’. My wife asked if I’m watching ‘Willow’. I’ve never been more offended.

@PaulYarns @hulu_support It’s the worst. It happened to me last year too with Hulu.

@fuzzlime Foy-your

@Bob_Janke here's how i judge: how do you pronounce "foyer"

Do i speak French? No why would I speak French

@JoshAdamMeyers So bad it seemed that I had to be missing something, and therefore I have to assume it was good and I'm an idiot.

I watched the M Night Shyamalan film Old on the plane. Didn’t hate it but def was weird as f-ck. What did y’all think of it?

Why the fuck is it called the restroom I am fighting for my life in here

@Hauz20 @KinjaDeals Yep - now it's $249. Earlier when they first posted it was still higher.

@innerthigh @KinjaDeals Odd. I'm seeing $249

Your eyes do not deceive you. The Oculus Quest 2 is down to $250 bit.ly/3iLJd3Q

@JoealdenMcMahon 💯 (old man here, am I using this right?)

Mayweather is a step in the right direction but no one is getting my money until I'm guaranteed I'll see Jake Paul get murdered. Like if his next fight is against a guy with a sword I'll bite.

@bertkreischer @TheRock Bobby Boucher

I need some suggestions for a mural I’m putting in my new gym so far I got Mickey Mantle, @TheRock, Winston Churchill - who am I forgetting??

@jonronson The author talked it about it on Rogan. Good episode from a year or two back.

BTW, I still have 10 hours of the audiobook to go, but there's this newish book about Manson called Chaos which is so far pretty stunning and revelatory. it has real new reporting, and good first person narrative. I think if you like my books you'll like this.

@drewmagary I call 'em query-farts

I gave the lead singer of 80s hair metal band Firehouse directions to the porta-johns while I was backstage at an outdoor music festival in 2008. He said "Thanks man!"

@tallstace @scottawilsons I showed this to my son with threats of what I would do if he got out of line. He cried.

@scottawilsons Yes you must

@cullenthecomic 👏👏

Shout out to the UFC for signing Soda Popinski

@drewmagary I used to have a Don't Tread On Me tattoo straight from a Metallica jean jacket back patch. The "T" wore off and it said Don't Read On Me.

@NetflixIsAJoke Grizzly Man

What movie ISNT a comedy but FEELS like a comedy?