Violent Beauregard

hobbies include telling cops to get a real job

They told us what they were going to do. They showed us what they were going to do. And now they’re going to do it.

"No one wants to work anymore." the jobs:

I don’t say anything anymore because anyone who needs to hear it either isn’t listening or is too legitimately stupid to understand it but this is just another piece of fascist rhetoric. And race science is racism, end of.

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

@mattxiv Simone real for this 😭

Not even crisis hotlines are safe.

This is how you deal with cray Laura Loomer. Yes, this happened.

@ZaleskiLuke @RonFilipkowski Trump 2016: “She shouldn’t be allowed to run...If she wins, it would create an unprecedented constitutional crisis... we could very well have a sitting president under felony indictment and a criminal trial. It would grind government to a halt.” " / X" / X

Imagine being Reinhart and getting humiliated on the ice to Maroon 5

“Lavy called my name… and I was like oh my god, let’s go! Jiminy Crickets, let’s go!” Matt Rempe was fired up to get out on the ice late in the game 😂

rempe penalty just for being tall? it’s a femininomenon

We’re better on the Canes power play than they are. No, seriously. Check the numbers.

Cane’s goalie is bad and he should feel bad

Remember when the canes goalie literally fell over himself and gave up an empty netter?

You know it’s playoff hockey when I yell “he looks like he interned at Merrill Lynch” at the TV.

this prep school degrassi child star is proving out my “some people have never been punched in the face and it shows” theory

somebody needs to come get Drake

@JhonenV Long for escape/a meteor