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@Riddwane Congratulations on the retrieval, as cruel as it is…I was just smiling while reading through. No thief should die well including most of our politicians stealing our common wealth!

My iPhone 17 Pro Max was ‘MOVED’ at the Eagle Square… 😭😭 Here is how the story unfolded: I arrived in Abuja at 4:10pm on Friday for the APC National Convention, which was scheduled to begin at 7pm. President Tinubu’s motorcade was expected to arrive at Eagles Square for the event. However, I had been delayed at the Lagos airport for about 45 minutes before my flight took off and then faced the stress of moving from the Abuja airport to my accommodation. My plans were slightly disrupted. Then, my colleague @Mr_JAGs called me to inform me of a significant change in the convention’s schedule. This literally raised entropy in my body system. I realised I needed to quickly change my neatly tailored kaftan to the uniform Ankara brocade (Aṣọ Ẹbi) hastily sewn for the APC Convention. It would not make sense if I looked different from the colourfully dressed Lagos delegates led by Mr. Governor. So, I rushed to my hotel to freshen up and change my clothes. I, then, joined Mr. Governor and his Governor colleagues at the Imo State Governor’s Lodge to move in a group to the venue ahead of the President’s arrival. Upon arriving at Eagle Square, the buses carrying the Governors were directed to the VVIP entrance on the opposite side of the President’s entrance. I tucked myself in this movement. Everyone disembarked and proceeded to the VVIP entrance, which was manned by a combined team of soldiers, policemen and DSS operatives. The VIP entrance consisted of three layers of checkpoints, each strictly controlled. Navigating through the first two checkpoints was chaotic. Some unaccredited individuals attempted to mingle with the Governors’ security details, but their attempts were firmly rejected by the soldiers. At the final checkpoint, there was confusion about who should be allowed access. In the ensuing disorderliness, my iPhone 17 Pro Max (2TB) was ‘Moved’ from my side pocket, which was quite deep. I was momentarily dazed by the excitement of the Governors’ grand entrance into the venue. “Where is my phone?” I exclaimed. Everything seemed blank before I came to terms with the fact that I had been robbed. My Charmast power bank and AirPods were the only working tools left on me. How would I work with such hardware? However, I strolled into Eagle Square without betraying any emotion. But within me, I was experiencing deep pain. Emi omo Mushin ni won move ni Abuja… I spotted many of my APC favourites but couldn’t take pictures with them. Pastor Okezie, Bashir Ahmad, Mayowa Davids, Segun Dada, Seyi Law and Jerry Koko, among others. I was worried about getting back to my base without a phone to use GPS. My brother, Saheed Idris, who owns the popular Lagos Gist blog, graciously lent me his small Android phone so I could connect with people while inside the Eagle Square. I tried calling my number repeatedly but no one answered. Given the huge crowd, I gave up on my iPhone. Then, I remembered my iPad, which was at the hotel with my second phone – a top series of Samsung. Most of my iPhone’s contents were on my iPad; this gave me some hope. 1/2 📸: Mahmoud Abdullahi, the suspected phone thief at Squadron Squad after his arrest…

@kunz8504 Not going front or back, Know the difference between you personally not liking something and claiming it’s against every engineering standard and ethics. What you should do is ask questions. I am a registered COREN engineer with 15years in practice. Drop your pride and learn

@its_chrixus Nah u dey go front, u still dey go back 😂

How can you place water tank directly on a roof? Even using tiles will not prevent leakages and dampness in to your house. Water tanks should always be placed on a stanchion.

My problem with all of you is the hypocrisy involved, I don’t support APC but you all are behaving like you have formed a cult to blacklist everyone that supports APC. Was that the same way you all blacklisted PDP who contributed to this destruction for 16 years?

@AnthonioXela @kunz8504 @grok “Without engineering support “ I guess you understood exactly what grok is trying to tell you? If you still don’t understand, you could DM and I would be glad to explain better to you

@kunz8504 @grok kindly confirm. Is it Technically advisable to place a tank on the roof as shown in the picture? Explore the possible engineering/structural defects if any that it can cause over a long span of time.

@girllikeelise With all said and done, what makes you think you look attractive for such a man to approach? You sure he wasn’t saying God forbid this ugly bitch is crushing on me…you placed yourself on a high pedestal when you should be horning your skills to escape the trenches!

Men are so stupid wtf I’ve been making eye contacts with this guy, smiled at him, winked at him and he still didn’t walk up to me to talk to me

@SamuelAj__ @Wana____ What would a mechanic use Thinner of 15k for? Valve seal 45k ke? Just go and sell the car because this mechanic will spoil your life

your mechanic fit spell expedite

@ValerieUTD “Intentional man” is the language they have use to replace SIMP. Any time a lady refer to you a Man as a sweet and intentional man, just know your life don spoil.

things wey simp men dey do for women, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until your sibling do am.

@Ruky_Baby27 @miriamogb To start with, are you married? Do you even have a man to call your own?

@miriamogb I will feed him but conjugal duties denied. I will only indulge in that when I'm happy with him

So even when I’m angry with my husband, I still have to feed him and perform conjugal duties? 😩😩😩😩😩

@Tanwa454303 @akokc_davido With the recent tweets,will you say they are getting wiser or dumber? The latter actually resonate more with the reality of today!

@akokc_davido You guys are recycling really old tweets o

feminists are really suffering ooo😂😂😂😂they’ve deleted flo but they are using twitter

@akokc_davido They are still using car,internet , twitter and Facebook….what kind of dumbness is this? Reading all these tweets the last two days has affected my thinking faculty. Having these sort of people in around you is more like a curse! Gosh!!!

@Chimaforkeeps You people lie too much on this app…we make use of this mixer always and no where in Lagos will anyone rent this machine for 150k. Still rented this for 60k at Ajah this year

Lmao 80k? 😂😂 I have 5 of this machine and it’s rented 150k daily here and it’s always in demand Sometimes people book 1 month ahead, planning on adding more cause the demand is very high No cast business for us

@BGBukola @Ol0ye @aproko_Nurse A mentally unstable woman actually gave birth to you else you wouldn’t have this slow brain to decipher the actual message .

@Ol0ye @aproko_Nurse Wait I thought it was a mentally stable man that is behind this account?

I went to the hospital to get a prostrate examination. Tell me why this female doctor told me to put down my boxers. Rubbed lube on her fingers and proceeded to insert them in my ass while licking her lips. I feel so violated god. 😡😡😡 All women deserve to die.

@PrettyMfon @oreolu123 @Wizarab10 @Dearxlimmm Don’t take this advice o, this is an agent of the devil. Men are very scarce now, in fact the ones interested in marriage now are not up to 30%. Flee from this devel🤣🤣🤣🤩🤩

@oreolu123 @Wizarab10 @Dearxlimmm 😂😂😂. If e go, another one go come na. Men plenty

Don’t let your girlfriend stop you from meeting your wife. You’re single until you marry.

@viktorbensonyt The woman behind your smile has no head?

The woman behind my smile

@tessysmitha Why am I seeing useless and low intelligence tweet like this on my timeline? Remain block because I don’t want to wake early and be seeing useless things like this on my TL. The woman a man is responsible for is his WIFE,SIBLINGS, MOTHER AND DAUGHTER! A girlfriend has a FATHER!

Once you’ve made your intentions known to a lady and she accepts, it becomes your responsibility to take care of her needs and well-being. At that point, she’s fully your responsibility.

@Wizarab10 @Ololade_93 I believe the ladies can read your tweet the right way and still come out to defend the gender

This babe flew me to Dubai for 3 nights. Because I refused to have sex with her, she abandoned me there without booking my return ticket. We did not discuss sex before travelling. I thought she just wanted to dwell in my presence. Now I'm stranded.

@arulabee @Toluzene

@Toluzene Just my opinion

I bookmarked this tweet to come back when I was fully healed. Once in your life, please experience parting on the same table with fraud boys, it would really mess up your perspective about women. This particular party, I got invited to a table with some guys I knew, money was rolling, the drinks kept coming, hypeman couldn't leave our table, we were the centre of attention and then they brought the girls. They had a guy whose job was to procure the babes. as they were coming, they were visually screening the ones that didn't meet cut off dress and sophistication standards, mind you these were random babes that actually also came for the party and not models oo. All this moral compass talk ends on the TL bro, this particular babe I was eyeing on the table gave the guy next to me head right there at the party (they have never met before). One of the guys smashed two of the babes in his car simultaneously, the others took them home and you know what. 2 weeks later, I randomly bump into one of the babes in a different setting and I couldn't believe my eyes with the way she spoke. Omor, fuck fraud boys mehn!

@theyenvyvivian @elonhatesder4 @Oma_710 Is this not the false rape accuser?

@elonhatesder4 @Oma_710 I like as I Dey use my savings buy only data😭😂😂💀

Una de really talk for this app oo 😭😭😭

@Mikeliberation Why would your wife be going through your transaction details in the first place? Are you two running a joint account?

My ex-girlfriend is married, and I’m married too. We haven’t spoken for quite some time. Then last week, out of nowhere, my phone rang. I picked up, and it was her. She asked about my family, and I did the same. After that, she told me she needed help with ₦18,000 to fix her phone screen because it had fallen from a table in their sitting room. I asked about her husband, and she said he wasn’t doing well financially. I told her I would get back to her and ended the call. I then called one of my friends who knows them well and asked about her husband. He confirmed that the man had been struggling financially for over a year. Later, I called my ex-girlfriend back and asked her to send her account details. She did, and I sent her the ₦18,000 to fix her phone. She was very happy and thanked me. Yesterday evening, my wife was going through my banking app and saw the transaction. She noticed it was sent to a woman’s name, and that was how the problem started. I tried to explain that I have nothing going on with the woman, but she didn’t believe me. She doesn’t even know my ex, so it’s not like she recognized her. I’m a civil servant, so I don’t usually make transfers like that. Now she thinks I’m cheating on her. Since yesterday, I haven’t been myself. This single act of kindness has put me into serious trouble. 😥