rice eating monster

@aalotikkiburger Agrre

Oh btw garmi se yaad aaya mene kal ganne ka juice piya tha pehli baar #hyderabad main, itna 2 kodi ka juice aathuuu mere paise bekar ho gaye, like bhai usme podina or nimbu toh daal no bas plain ganna iss se acha cheeni ghol kar peelo bc would taste better. 0.5/10 (yuck)

kisi ne jo puchcha, sabab aansuon ka batana bhi chaaho, bata na sakoge

@druls28595 Kya hi kre

@itsjjoever Zeher tweet kr diya

Mera dukh Logoka tea

@GenSecMeowist Coffee khachhi tobuo matha betha jachhena

i’m the only person on earth who is right about everything

Woke up hating arpit bala

My tl 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@Putervirus It was for the men i love women 💕

@itsjjoever If I could I woould bro

Its so embarassing dude can you decrease the size of your tits

Raat ko sabke andar ka chodu bhediya jaag jata hai twtr pe

Shruti Mishra I miss you why did you leave me like that pls come back if you're seeing this

@wANAbee3lol All animals basically

Somebody just told me that SEALS RAPE. Whyyyyyyyyy

My faith in love comes from knowing how deeply I can love. Nobody understands it though so that is that. Maybe because love isn't measured by the depth of what you feel but by how well the other person feels it. Pretty bad at that quite evidently

@cheesyri @soridhiculous I thought-

@soridhiculous 2 if not oiled 3 if oiled

tum log kitni baar shampoo lagaate ho sar pe

Beshi natok

You’re in his dms, I’m blocked

@Ishaaannn_ Din kharab

Auto me bethe bethe 2 couple ko lipte huye dekh liya

I have never felt so fucking helpless in my life before.